i'm glad

i don't really give a shit, so i'm just telling you "i'm glad" to make you go fuck your shit.

"Hey, how was your day?"
"I'm glad."

by Anonymous March 31, 2003

Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

Wow.. I’m lost for words, this tells a very interesting and tragic story. he loves the banana and apparently is addicted to banana, and in this world he’s in hates bananas. So the banana is considered the outcast item and anyone who uses it is treated harshly and as you can see he’s addicted to bananas which is the reason why he’s hated. It’s become a drug to him and he’s gone crazy, so crazy in fact he’s seeing ppl as fruit. It starts off with a knock knock joke that has no real punchline but its teasing you for the final reveal of the story, great power move from the writers. It ends off with him crazy a crazy mind set after he damaged his forehead and this orange he’s seeing (in a hospital) finishes the knock knock joke and he wakes up from the start repeating itself over and over. Revealing that the story is repeat and fail. Tragic but also very phenomenal story writing

Chris turned to an orange, man

Bro he smelled like bananas

But Orange ya glad I didn't say banana

by Broseph_the_weird_guy January 9, 2021

i'm glad rick james is dead bitch

that fucker was a severe fuckup asshole drug addict rapist motherfucker

he was also a no talent motherfucker and a one hit wonder "SUPERFREAK" which MC Hamster ripped off and coincidentally was his only hit song too.

plus i'm sick of hearing that stupid fucking line

by Dave Chapelleain't that fuckin funny bitch! August 14, 2004

sports glad

Wasted, trashed, bamboozled, crunk.

Last night I was so sports glad.

WTF does that even mean, you pillick?

by spike47934902309423-048 August 25, 2010

Maxy Glad

when your girlfriend notices you peed on the seat again and she smears a smiley face (out of anger) on the mirror with her bloody maxy pad

"Scarlett u fucking Maxy Glad-ed again u fucking skank"
"Yea Tom, i hate you so much!"

by CoochyHeadNigga January 2, 2012

Black Glad

So happy, regardless of race, you start speaking in ebonics.

I'm black glad, shiiiiaatt. Wat's up gurrrll?

by Me.see May 28, 2018

A glad

someone who is always flexing and trying too hard for the gram or social media or in real life, referenced from GLAD ‘force flex’ trash bags.

That dude is an idiot and such a glad, always fake flexing and doing the most

by panthera negra February 8, 2020