gernarled-dog

A secret 7/11 menu item that I invented back in the late 90's. I think it was around 97' or so. To make a gernarled-dog, you start with a base layer of ketchup, mustard, and onions inside of a hotdog bun. Then you add a hotdog (standard). The real magic happens when you nestle a taquito right next to the hotdog, atop your bed of ketchup, mustard, and onions. Bite into this bad boy to experience true bliss and ecstasy. Hit up your local 7/11 and tell them purplebh sent you.

Chris: "this gernarled-dog is so good. I haven't had one since 02'!"
purplebh: "you're welcome."

by purplebh October 17, 2021

Gerne

How an idiot spells genre.

Example #1:

Jonas Brothers Fan: OMG I luvz da JBros. There my fav' of the rock gerne!
Person with brain: What? Firstly, it's "genre". Secondly, that's not even close to rock. Idiot.

Example #2:
Idiot: Twlight it tha best of the Youg Adult Gerne! She r such an intelligant arthur!
Smart: hahahahahaha. Leave. Just leave.

by Johnathon Matthews June 2, 2009

gernerd

Noun - A German Nerd

"Hans is such a gernerd. Always hanging out in the basement trying to break the speed of light."

by Jensöösöon August 21, 2007

gerner shot

When a guy is playing Fifa 09 and constantly shoots the ball over the top post when he has a breakaway.

If it a female it is known as a Flo shot.

G-G-G-G Gerner Shot!!

by bigbullio16 September 6, 2009

gernie

He’s that guy, tha guy that tries to fit in but fucks it up so much that the people laugh enough to accept him

Look at this guy, he’s such a Gernie
“But he’s funny though”
Yeah, let’s invite him over

by ThatGuy48292 December 13, 2017

gernis

A super cool ownage guy who is better than everyone else.

he's a gernis, I really wana be like him

by gernis October 9, 2008

Gerning

drinking alot of alcohol

i cant believe tim is gerning this early in the morning

by mfgrizzly January 9, 2012