A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
Get the Garfmug. the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"
Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me
Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me
by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022
Get the /garfmug. In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"
"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013
Get the Garf motormug. When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)
by Garflover69 December 23, 2024
Get the Garf-Kartingmug. by Nixa87 October 22, 2019
Get the Garfmug.