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Garf

A rare mystical creature composed of half Iron-fist dwarf and half Irish thoroughbred Leprechaun. Known for his wrinkled skin, hearing aid and frowning facial expression.

Often the victims of harassment and teasing Garfs are timid, frugal and browbeaten creatures. The Garf may be small in stature and hard of heading but they have extremely strong skulls. The Garf will use his large cranium to escape attack from larger mammals, especially Hens and Dockerill’s.
Shit did you see oggy almost hit Garf in the head with an apple.

Boyson is such a retard! He pelted the ball at Garfs head and knocked his hearing aid out by accident.
by Jonny smothered in butter October 8, 2023
mugGet the Garfmug.

/garf

the tone indicator /garf (short for /garfield) is used to indicate an intentional ambiguity as to whether someone is /j or /srs. this is in reference to a clip of john arbuckle asking Garfield if he is "/j or /srs"

Origin: kwite stream : Keep This Between You and Me
Mina: I hope you choke/garf

Lyle: are you Fr?

Mina: I said /garf🙄
by Yeetusmymeatus March 1, 2022
mugGet the /garfmug.

Garf motor

In motorsports- a garf motor is an engine put together with JUNK/poor quality parts and components.
Usually such engines run very poorly, yet the owner thinks they're the "cat's ass"
"Stevie and I put together this motor one time with parts out of a garbage can- what a garf motor that was!"

"Every time Larry and I go to the drag-strip, there are a bunch of white-trash dudes with garf motors!"

"Look at that hill billy with his Mustang and garf motor..."
by Poohbah540 September 6, 2013
mugGet the Garf motormug.

Garf-Karting

When you and another sexual partner engage in depraved sexual intercourse while driving a go-kart. Each partner is dressed as either John, Garfield or Odie (or a combination of the three)
Yeah, my girlfriend and I can't wait to go 'garf-karting' on the weekends.
by Garflover69 December 23, 2024
mugGet the Garf-Kartingmug.

Garf

The act of using ones Vagina as a suction cup. (e.g Suctioncup Window Garfield)
My sister Heather tried to clam slam my dad's car and garfed herself of the window.
by Nixa87 October 22, 2019
mugGet the Garfmug.

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