losing the gamble

An alternate description of the term shart. An unintentional emission of feces during intended flatulence.

I was taking a piss the other day and tried to fart. It sucked, dude--I totally lost the gamble!

by bscepter February 12, 2005

GAMBLERS DIET

When a gambler goes out to Las Vegas, Loses all his money on friday night, and has to barrow from friends or eat off used plates at the keno bar until sunday afternoon.

Carlos went to Vegas last weekend. He played Texas Hold em for a couple of hours and lost. So he moped around the rest of the weekend on a Gamblers Diet.

by Broke4real November 6, 2010

gambled 'n lost/lose

When you push out what you think is a fart but turns out to be a turd.

Dude, after that Mexican food I gambled 'n lost. I had to run home and change.

by Bill June 18, 2003

Grambler

Grambling is a slang term whose exact origins are unknown but is generally thought to have originated in California as a combination of "gambling" and "rambling". It can describe living an unconventional, adventurous and sometimes risky lifestyle associated with traveling, independence, playing music, and having fun, and can be a catchall synonym for any and all of these activities. Gramblers are spirited and fun-loving, rough around the edges, and tend to disregard societal norms in favor of a good time.

"We had a bunch of gramblers sitting around the campfire last night. Must have grambled twenty songs. It was a Gramble for sure."

by The Grambler August 12, 2013

gaebler

somebody who tries very hard to do well

He is a gaebler. He never gives up.

by Derek the Almighty October 16, 2008

Dice Gamble

A producer and Artist & Event Manager.
Known for his 2007 release "Bring Back The Raw vol.1" (hosted by DJ Vlad)

Dice manages artists: DVS, Mike Justice and represents super producer Soleternity (who's produced for Angie Stone, Bone Crusher, Saigon, G-UNIT and many more)

He is the founder of The Ulay Family

"Dice Gamble - Bring Back The Raw!!"
- tag line off BBTR vol. 1

by Ramzique October 8, 2008

poop fart gamble

When you're not sure whether its a fart or a turd, but you go for it anyways, you are embarking on the Poop-Fart Gamble.

If you win the gamble, you've only farted. If you lose, you just shit your pants.

I lost the poop fart gamble today at work. I had to waddle to the bathroom and ditched my boxers in the garbage. Fuck.

by honkbert March 14, 2008