facebook fury

The act of audibly cursing toward the computer screen after reading an exceptionally inane or un-noteworthy status update from your friend/s.

Common phrases are "Would you shut up..." to "who the fuck cares, go away..."

Can also apply to users who fill your news feed with endless amounts of banal banter.

I got a bad case of facebook fury after reading "I'm going to the gym" 3 times this week from the same dull loser with no capacity for creative thought.

by the_elder April 30, 2009

Unleash The Fury

The action of taking a crap that is aggressive and/or combative in nature, accompanied by a certain air of ambition and determination.

" Though the journey may be a long and arduous one, I must retire to the restroom and unleash the fury ".

by Mr. Schneebaum January 23, 2009

[Fury Tunnel]

Stuffing shaved hair (usually pubic, although not limited too) into your partners asshole, than proceding to have sex in the anus

Last night my girlfried wanted a Fury Tunnel so I had to shave my pubes so i could put them up her ass.

by Shlemanhimer January 18, 2009

tiny fury

A male who thinks the ferocity of his phallic attack more than compensates for his lack of penile abundance.

She was laughing, until I laid the full might of my tiny fury on her pudendal lobes.

by Gunther Bunky July 1, 2008

unleash the fury

quote used by a Sweedish neoclassical guitarist Yngwie Malmsteen on a plane coming from Tokio.

Yngwie - You've unleashed the focking fury!!!!!

by Calculator May 13, 2005

Fury Fap

Masturbating in order to release pent-up anger/stress. Usually done by gamers after losing a game.

Person 1: Hey, where'd Ted go?
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.

by Poni the poni December 17, 2013

Fury Drop

A process in which one throws his console control to the floor in an attempt to relieve the anger and stresses which have risen within, while also working to minimalise the environmental carnage which said feelings may incur. Often associated with multiplayer games such as FIFA, CoD and so on.

"Mate, I was playing Joey on FIFA the other day and I absolutely thrashed him, thought he was gonna smash the TV off the wall but instead he just did a Fury Drop, and calmed the fuck down!"

by camraff July 2, 2014