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over furniture

Purchasing excessive furniture out of excitement and not realizing until later that all won't fit in the house
Moving to a new apartment combined with black friday sale made me purchase furniture which later never fitted in my living room. My house is now over furnitured
by rahulgos December 11, 2009
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Face Furniture

Sunglasses... normally quite big and/or flash
Hes rockin some shit hot Face Furniture yo!!
by Minxylaboo August 19, 2008
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furnuts

When a woman slowly pulls the hairs off a guys balls with her teeth. As she is doing this the guy meows like a cat. After all the hairs are removed the woman flosses with them and then glues them to her face to make it seem as if she has a mexi-stache.
Last night my woman gave my hairy balls the ol' furnuts.
by David Poots March 23, 2008
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furnt

something that is utterly awesome. it began as a term for attractive females, but has gradually become a word that is used for something that is really cool.
Hey Rodney, you are pretty furnt.

Hey Ross, did you see the Legend of Ricky Bobby? It wasn very furnt.
by Tyler Schultz August 21, 2006
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furniturise

The next step after buying an apartment or house, and moving all your worldly goods, which tend not to amount to much, out of the room you rented with friends/relatives/psychos. This usually involves a trip to Ikea (or similar depending on your geographical location).

Not to be confused with re-furniturising, which is when you move out of the ninth rented apartment or house in eight years with all your manky old hand-me-down gear that doesn't match anything, into your new place, and instantly realise you need to buy a lot of new things to make your house a home.
I went down to ikea and maxed out my credit card furniturising my new gaff.

Isn't it about time you re-furniturised? All your stuff smells of bong water
by davesq November 6, 2011
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Furniture store

The only retail establishment that starts out in bankruptcy. Within 30 days of opening, there will be a teenager standing roadside in front of the furniture store holding a sign that states they are having a “going out of business sale” and all furniture must go, prices up to 70% off.
Hey Jim, I’m heading out to look at leather couches at that new furniture store on Route 1. Is that kid out front yet holding the going out of business sale, or has it not been 30 days yet?
by Grant Rampus November 11, 2019
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Furniture

Example: Yum I love to eat this furniture
by Thediction July 21, 2020
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