face fungus

Beard or moustache, esp. one of poor coverage or one that is poorly groomed.
Often found on the faces of hipsters, although these examples tend to be groomed to excess.

Dude, your face fungus makes you look like a teenage hipster.

by Tangoes with Dingoes November 12, 2015

Foreskin Fungus February

This is what happens to you if you participate in Just Jesus January. You wake up on February 1st ready to give the ol’ wanger a yank and find out that the previous month’s fasting of masturbation, sex and porn has left your foreskin fungus-ridden. Does not apply to Jews.

Tony: Holy fuck! I’ve got Foreskin Fungus February!
Abraham: Not me, I’m jew. I don’t give a fuck about Jesus!

by AlabamaBaby January 2, 2019

fart fungus

The particularly extra chunky flatulence that follow a hearty Mexican meal, especially Taco Bell.

Yo got any air freshener I went to Taco Bell and got that fart fungus.

by Beans burnt July 21, 2020

National toe fungus day

A day to celebrate your toe fungus.

HEY , GUYS, IT'S NATIONAL TOE FUNGUS DAY.

by Toe Man Likes Toes November 16, 2019

BIG FAT FUNGUS

IT MEANS BFF

YOU ARE MY BIG FAT FUNGUS

by JenniferPVP September 11, 2020

BIG FAT FUNGUS

IT MEANS BFF

YOUR ARE MY BIG FAT FUNGUS

by JenniferPVP September 11, 2020

Pink fungus

If something is for example falling down or you hit yourself by mistake, somebody can say pink and you confirm it with fungus. and the other way around

you slip, your friend says pink and you say pink fungus.

by gaxi fungus March 15, 2011