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Fucktardistan

A region in the U.S. that consists of Washington state, Oregon, California, and Hawaii that is so fucked up that it should just split away from the rest of America. People there have their heads so far up their asses that they cannot see. WA is northern Fucktardistan, OR is central Fucktardistan, CA is southern Fucktardistan, and HI are the islands of Fucktardistan.
"I'm so glad I finally got out of northern Fucktardistan"

"Oh shit, here comes a Fucktardistanian. Guess I better start waving LGBTQ signs around or they'll throw rocks through my windows."

"Washington? No, you mean northern Fucktardistan."
by Queen011CatFury February 10, 2023
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Fucktard

A fucktard is a special variety of retard whose condition arises not from clinically demonstrable neurological impairment, but from buttersnap shitfuckery of the mind.
"I'm gonna go fight Chuck Norris!"
"Dude, you're a Fucktard."
by WrongCastle February 7, 2010
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fucktardulous

So those presentations that are due tomorrow that we spent two weeks doing need to be redone because the template is wrong?

That's fucktardulous.
by Rusty Shackles August 23, 2011
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team killing fucktard

Somebody who kills a member of his halo team out of boredom or accidentalities
by Yaren September 30, 2004
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Fucktardizard

1: The final evolution stage of the Pokemon Charmander.

2: A noticeably un-retarded dickhole that becomes retarded by bathing in their own douchebaggery; one level of douchbaggery above a fucktard.
1: Ash's Charizard evolved into Fucktardizard.

2: Kevin is such a goddamn fucktardizard...!
by The LittleRoche October 14, 2008
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fucktardeous

(of a person or object) in a stupidly stupendous manner, being related to or of a fucktard or fucktardess
This is so fucktardeous.

You are so fucktardeous, it is unbelievable.
by justincn618 April 24, 2017
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Fucktardian Cunt Waffle

When somebody who does somthing unimaginably fuck tarded.
“I can’t belive you recked my truck you Fucktardian Cunt Waffle” or

“You are a fucktardian cunt waffle”
by Creative cuss words- R - us August 18, 2018
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