fresh-smelling-cunt-face

A form of cunt-face that is deceptive in that it hides ghastly interior behind an alluring fresh-smelling exterior. The fresh-smelling-cunt-face's motive for doing this is that the appealing smell attracts a higher number of prey than that of the generic cunt-face, thus rendering its kill-ratio much higher.

Sir David Attenborough: We now see the fresh-smelling-cunt-face in its natural environment, surrounded by pecker-crackers and weiner-bags. Disgusting! But fresh...

by pseudojimurmum November 22, 2013

Fresh Sean John

The act of getting raped or destroyed; or vise versa: Getting the Sean John usually means that something bad has happened

1)Damn homie. I just got the fresh Sean john... (turns off xbox)

2) I just got out freshed

by SLaYz June 7, 2009

fresh shrimp

A flaccid penis still in a used condom. The condom is removed in the way that one peels a shrimp.

Rory nibbled on a fresh shrimp after having sex with a hot guy.

by ghostydude November 3, 2010

Fresh Start

What prepubescent teens do when they lose. Mainly to reassure each other that they aren't losers, but is usually unsuccessful due to the fact that all people aren't idiots such as the above stated.

lol... we can stand a loss, if you didn't notice it was a "fresh start" do those words mean anything to you? it could be possible that we droped some members and recruitied a bit and decided to re-do everything

by Solid Stank November 14, 2003

Fresh Squeezed Festival

Bringing the city of Los Angeles 9 hours of Nonstop grooves that will keep you dancing all night long! Fresh Squeezed Festival brought to you by Fresh Entertainment, is the summers juciest event. With thousands of pounds of oranges given out FREE all night, combined with world class DJ lineups and Massive Stage Production. Join us in celebration of summer!

I am going to bring all my friends and we are going to dance like crazy as we celebrate summer at Fresh Squeezed Festival!

by qUEEnBinX June 25, 2009

fresh salmon

a three some. usually consisting of a mexican male and two white females.

"Sally, Enrico, and I totally had fresh salmon last night"

by kcupcake(: May 22, 2010

Fresh Seasoning

The hazing ritual used by fraternities that involves flatulating, deficating, ejaculating, or urinating in the food of pledges

Jim: "You see that new guy?"
Bobby:"Yeah, what should we do?"
Jim:"His food could use some fresh seasoning"

by Dr. Highschoolrandom February 22, 2011