frozen hoagie

The act of placing one's penis in a freezer or other cooling unit and then having sexual intercourse.

R: Yo, how'd your date with Marissa go last night, Gerald?
G: Pretty good, Reginald! Gave her the old frozen hoagie.

R: That sounds terrible!
G: It wasn't the worst!

by TheTaliben June 17, 2017

frozen rope

n. an absolute monster of a linedrive completely cutting through the air, usually used to describe a hit in the left side of the field for righties, and right side of the infield for lefties. In the case of halfties (greg epler), it can go to either side.

Oh man, that frozen rope enabled even frank to get a triple, as it went down the first baseline.

by jv ballah December 19, 2004

frozen burrito

A pre-made frozen food snack consisting of a filling wrapped in a tortilla. Generally the most economical frozen burritos are high in sodium, simple carbohydrates, and fats. Healthy frozen burritos have made an entrance to the market at a premium price (Often times 500% the cost of an economical burrito).

Frozen Burritos are often consumed as "munchies" while under the influence of marijuana or after a drinking binge; or both.

"I just got 40 frozen burritos for eight bucks!"

"Dude, those ones have trans fats in em."

by ephidryn March 30, 2009

frozen heart

Not being able to love someone because of a pain and probably a heart break in the past, similar to Commitment Issue

Jill was so sad about her post breakup that when Jack asked her out, she said no because she has a frozen heart

by LovelyLadyCapricorn01 August 11, 2014

Frozen Blowjob

The act of fellatio being administered with a mouthful of ice; crushed or cubed is fine.

Tell me, when was the first time you received a frozen blowjob?

by Utsi Schissenhausen March 1, 2012

frozen sloppy

When someone ices down a dick almost to the point of freezing and then getting a sloppy knob job

I still got freezer burn on my dick from that frozen sloppy last night.

by Dakoton July 22, 2017

frozen pickle

Froze in a state of erectness.

A possible side effect of viagra or ciallis, when an erection may last for more than 4 hours.

Dang honey, looks like you have got a frozen pickle!

by Sally Suave November 4, 2007