Fritterback

When someone is so muscular and ripped that their back resembles the surface of an apple fritter.

guy 1: Hey man, wanna go to Gold's and lift some more weights?
guy 2: No way bro, I've already got fritterback.

by Vamptastic February 26, 2009

Fritzl Chamber

A cellar, basement or any undisclosed hidden 'chamber' created for the specific purpose of fritzling, or in which someone is to be fritzled.

Dave: "So where is Karen this evening?"

John: "Oh she was being a right bitch, so I locked her in my Fritzl Chamber"

by Cithaeron December 13, 2009

Fritos Effect

When something is horrible but you just want more of it.

Bob: Man these fritos are nasty.
Jim: I know right?
Bob: Lemme get some more.
Jim: Hell yeah! I'm getting my fritos effect on

by DXL Spin February 11, 2012

shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009

easy-fritz

administer severe beatings on s.o. with an traditional german oak stick

" I was givin`him da easy-fritz again dis night- and he loved it !"

"That mf easy-frizzed him almost to death"

by Torquemada 23 March 22, 2010

Fritter Titties

Droopy, Floppy, Pendulous, Saggy, Slouchy, or Wilting Boobies.

Check out dat mama! WHOOOA! Nevermind! She got dem ugly fritter titties!

by Heavy Debbie January 22, 2010

fritzel (to fritzel)

To fritzel (verb)

1. To forcefully hide an attractive girl/boy too young at the time in a basement in order for the subject to "ripen" and develop, hence making him/her fairplay after a couple of years.

Sahil: Hey! Check her out Nath...
Nathan: Dude, she's like 15.
Sahil: So? Just needs a little fritzelling, and she'll be set!
Nathan: What the f***. She's not wine.

S: What you think of Miley Cyrus?
N: No way dude.
S: Even if she's fritzelled for 2 years?
N: Still annoying.

fritzel (to fritzel)

by Chugster April 2, 2010