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Freethinker

Someone who comes to their own conclusions about the nature of existence and the world, based not on the notions of others nor by adhering strictly to any particular dogma, but rather through their own senses and thought processes.

Also a term hijacked by the Militant New atheist Media Machine to be essentially synonymous with "atheist", with the not-so-subtle implication that self-generated thought and personal common sense MUST lead EVERYONE to conclude that there is no god, and that no one who comes to believe in a god of any sort, religious-based or abstract, may truly be a freethinker.
Joe: "I'm a freethinker".
Militant atheist: "Congrats! When did you free yourself from the delusion of the fairy tale god?"
Joe: "Well, umm...I believe in god. Not the god of any religion, but a creator."
Militant Atheist: "Oh, so you're not a freethinker. You don't go strictly by logic and science. You believe in fairy tales. Your just a lazy atheist."
Joe: "Um...no. I actually came to this conclusion on my own. Using just science would mean I'm bound by a system, and that wouldn't be free thought. I base my belief on my perception of the world, and I don't stricly adhere to science nor religion. I freely think my way through the issues based on all the information available. I'm a freethinker!"
by quietmedic July 1, 2016
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fretboard

The long area of the guitar under the strings where the player applies pressure with his or her non-strumming in order to produce different notes; the long, flat area on the front of a guitar neck
Wow, that guitar player is fast! His fingers were really flying up and down the fretboard.
by Bill M. July 27, 2004
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frection

Flash erection.

An erection lasting a few micro-seconds. This is invisible to anyone but the trained eye. It is an involuntary muscle reflex.

Not to be confused with a "stirring in the loins" - a more labored and deliberate feeling, involving a certain degree of participation from the subject.
As the hot blonde whizzed by, Larry and Val each experienced warm frections
by Kaiser7890 June 2, 2007
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Freetroller

A person who signs up at a poker message board and posts random garbage in order to obtain passwords for freeroll tournaments.

Known posts involve "I can has password?", "Why can't I see the password?", and "Hi, I'm Wufwugy".
Warpe, an obvious freetroller, signed up at FTR in order to obtain passwords. He was instabanned.
by bigredftr June 23, 2009
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freetwoliter

a free two liter of soda or some other beverage

originated in dorchester, MA
i'll take a large cheese and a freetwoliter
by ems December 8, 2004
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Frelted

"You were just frelted" NCIS: LA
by funkid220 May 2, 2011
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fretalian

Made popular by Dunkin Donuts to describe something French and Italian
She's fretalian

This coffee mocha blend is fretalian
by DizzyLizzy December 13, 2006
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