Freeway Blogger

A person who places political banners (usually home made) so they can be seen by large numbers of drivers.

"ecopocalypse now" is one of the most common slogans put up by the California Freeway Blogger this year.

by Tasno September 5, 2012

freejam

To freejam is to remove boundaries or conformity in a thought process as a group or as an individual, leaving you clear to think freely and to innovate ideas.

To freejam is similar to the expression "wing it" or "bluesky ideas" or "jam session".

"just freejam it"
"what a great meeting, it was a freejam of ideas"

by Fat Digester September 7, 2016

freeway fag

one who tailgates; one who insists on riding the ass - hence the term "fag" - of the vehicle in front of him. Such behavior arises from the deluded notion that close proximity will cause the other motorist to speed up or pull over, but turns out to be little more than a futile prepubescent grasp at control caused by a pronounced inferiority complex.

"Can you read this bumper sticker? Then get off my ass, freeway fag!"

by Driving School April 7, 2009

Nairobi Freeway

The Long Beach Freeway, to local cops. A racist reference to the "African" perps who drive it from South Central to Long Beach, California.

The cops said the guy they arrested came down the Nairobi Freeway to knock over a chicken restaurant.

by octopod June 21, 2004

freeway Facebooking

The art of entering your Facebook status while driving on a major interstate.

When Tim posted that I-95 was a long boring stretch of road, I knew he was freeway Facebooking again.

by NewNettie December 14, 2009

Freejacking

When an American actor portrays a British character with an accent so convincing that the audience is oblivious to their native accent.

The word derives from freeaboo (see also: teaboo, weeaboo). With the "tea" referencing the stereotype of British people drinking tea.

The opposite of freejacking is teajacking.

If there were an award for freejacking, Meryl Streep would win it!

by smchl August 14, 2019

Parking on the freeway

The last little bit of urine you can't shake out or squeeze out, until you've got your pants on then it releases to leave a wet patch upon your trousers.

*Bob goes to toilet*
*Bob returns with small circular wet patch in the groin area on trousers*

Steve: "Bobs got parking on the freeway"

by Mmmmmuffins December 16, 2010