Franklin & Marshall College

F&M
Despite a 16 year period of derecognition the Greek Life is all Life. It's that or the Amish Life.
Home of the Diplomats
Lux et Lex "Light & Law"
Students are sometimes called "Fummers" (for "F&M-ers") or "Dips" (short for "Diplomats")
Treat Williams graduated here and is currently occupied largely by his leading role as Dr. Andrew Brown in the WB series Everwood.
Roy Richard Scheider graduted here, where he was a member of Phi Kappa Psi Fraternity, he is an Academy Award nominated American actor.

Franklin & Marshall College is a Little Ivy.

by Elizabath May 19, 2006

Franklin High School

Franklin High School, is a large, recently constructed high school in the middle of a cow field in the small town of Somerset, New Jersey. When it is finally completed in the year 2020, FHS will be undoubtedly the most advanced high school in central Jersey. With its Nazi-like institution regulations, FHS is filled with many opportunities for young adults to gain a head in life. "A head" meaning blowjobs in the bathroom stalls, sexual encounters with science teachers and countless unexpected abortions. Other than the stabbings, ice cream parlor robberies, cocaine busts and suicide conseling, the high school also offers a unique perspective on the performing arts. Your popularity is often judged on how many Spring musicals you appeared in. The current black prinicipal of the school is often seen in the weight room lifting 90lb dumbells while wearing pink spandex and listening to the tunes of Elton John. The security guards of which can be compared to the likes of Dilbert, Aretha Franklin and Tony Soprano, are only present to harass students about their hall pass and are never around when actual trouble arises (ie: fights, sex in the champagne room, c-lo games in the bathroom, etc). The students of course are nonetheless ardent in their progress in education. They are often seen roaming the halls hung over from the hotel/house party the night before (in which only about half a cup of alcohol was consumed). At the very top echelon of the social pyramid lays the elite group of students who not only are worshipped by their fellow peers but the faculty of the school. Reigning the land with their popped lacoste shirts and Abercrombie pantaloons, the kids in this group are perceived to be the coolest kids around when in fact they do nothing but sit in a pool house playing texas hold em and ringing freshmen doorbells. Unforunately for the male population, the only socially acceptable hot vagina around are those of the dance teachers. Nonetheless, BD and MP still got a shit ton of vagina.

Alumni 1: "Hey bro do you want to visit Franklin High School later?
Alumni 2: "Fuck that shit. College is so much better. "
Alumni 1: "True true. Lets get jerky somewhere else and run a train on an FHS Freshman."

by Pickle & Penis July 21, 2008

Franklin D. Roosevelt

32nd U.S. president, famous for guiding his country through the Great Depression (with the institution of the programs that made up the New Deal) and the second world war. The only president to be elected to more than two terms, Roosevelt was voted into office four times. He served about one year of his fourth term before dying in office. Many people were unaware of his polio during his presidency. Known as 'FDR'.

FDR's is the face on the dime.

by Diggity Monkeez April 22, 2005

farrah franklin

Ex member of destiny's child girl who replaced latavia, left the group after only 5 months making Destiny's Child into a trio. Was known as the pretty girl, baby-faced, quiet one of the group, was the only one in the group with green eyes, and all her real hair

Farrah Franklin was always called by her middle name Destiny, until she joined Destiny's Child.

by scene23 March 6, 2007

Franklin-face

Originated from the former UFC Middleweight Champion, Rich Franklin.

Having a mangled, battered, disfigured, or mauled face resulting from a fight. Usually consistent with various cuts, swelling and contusions; broken nose, missing teeth and lacerations are common with Franklin-face.

The term was first used after a UFC middleweight championship bout between Rich Franklin and Anderson Silva. Within 45 seconds Rich Franklin had an acute case of "Franklin-face" that got worse as the round went on.

*Note* "Franklin-face" usually occurs when trapped in a Muay Thai clench. The more prolonged exposer to the Muay Thai clench the worse the Franklin-face.

"Joey beat Bobby's ass! He gave the boy 'Franklin-face."

"Get outta that Muay Thai clench before you wind up with 'Franklin-face'!"

"That bitch is ugly. She doesn't have 'Franklin-face,' but she sure is heinous."

by Kaens January 18, 2008

Franklin, Tennessee

Cited as the most conservative town in the US by 20/20 (credible for sure), Franklin is about 30 minutes south of Nashville, TN, located in the state's richest county (Williamson) and home to a bunch of (white) country, christian, folk and other musicians (along with a bunch of other professionals or preachers). Picturesque Main Street with local pastry shops (Merridee's is a staple!) and boutiques (which can be hella pricey...country stars shop there...) almost make you forget the city's fame: The Battle of Franklin. Yes, there are historic sites touting the town's dedication to Confederates, just like there are locals who wish we wouldn't. Overall, if you go there, you'll wish you had the $400,000 to buy a modest house with a picket fence, raise a family, and send your kids to one of the best public school districts ever. And you would raise them to love God and hate Brentwood (and maybe liberals...maybe).

Guy 1: Where you from?
Guy 2: Outside Nashville.

Guy 1: Really? I was raised in Brentwood.

Guy 2: I'm from Franklin, Tennessee.

(Conversation/Friendship OVER).

by TenISee September 28, 2013

Ben Franklin

THE BEN FRANKLIN is actually one of the oldest sex acts in the United States. In fact, it was invented by Ben Franklin 10 minutes after his famous "kite" experiment. He used it on 96 of the 100 women he impregnated. Wait until your girlfriend is on the rag. While she is giving you a blowjob, tie a skeleton key on the string of her tampon and rub an inflated balloon on her head. The gay version differs. While you are receiving a blow job, you tie a skeleton key on a string, stick the key up your partner's ass, and rub an inflated balloon on his head.

Straight: Reginald, my pussy still hurts from the bugs being zapped by that "Ben Franklin" you gave me last month. I could have used that tampon as makeup for a Minstrel Show. Gay: Jebediah, when you turned a string of my shit into a glowstick by zapping me with that "Ben Franklin," I never laughed so hard in my life. Little did I know you would pull the old switch-a-roo and give me the oldest one in the book.

by Toby Doughbawaski February 24, 2008