fowser

a shortened way of saying fat loser

Damn, that guy is such a fowser!

by brianna3045 March 25, 2008

Foweefia

For Real.

This girl Ashley is foweefia.

by Fulmdog April 26, 2009

Keelan Fowler

A fat podgy kid who probably is screaming at you when you kill him on any game whilst chamming down his 3rd breakfast of the day. He loves cock but won’t admit to it and has a fetish for pigs. Also is very stupid and is impossible to win an argument with because of his lack of intelligence and chromosomes.

P1 - Bro that kid is so scabby, how did he even kill me

P2 - Don’t even shake it bro he’s probably just a Keelan Fowler

P1 - Yeah your right he probably is

by Jesus Ma Nibbas January 19, 2019

Fowled out

To get scared and back out of a certain (often confrontational) situation.

Derived from the term 'chicken out' (Fowl meaning bird).

"He got scared. He fowled out!"

by DamuBeast July 7, 2009

fowling

Fowling is a recreational sport played by the coolest people in the world. You throw a football towards bowling pins that are placed on a board at a distance of 48 feet apart. The goal is to knock all ten pins down. It is more difficult than it looks or sounds. It is known as "the sport of kings". Created in the early 2000's, fowling is growing in popularity, and is most commonly found at tailgates. The biggest fowling event is held at the Indy 500 "coca cola lot" on the saturday before the race. Last year, a record high of 62 teams of two participated in the "super fowl saturday" tournament. It has been rumored that even Chuck Norris loves to fowl. The official fruit of fowling is the cherry. The game was invented by mere accident, by three beer drinking men named Chutt, John Von Mack, and Mr. Skip. Fowling has even also raised money for charity! If you would like to be one of the coolest people in the world, and join in on the fun!

I can't wait to go fowling tonight!

I'd rathar be fowling!

by nhutt February 7, 2010

No harm, no fowl.

Everything turned out all right in the end, so now I don't have to give you a chicken. Only applicable in text-based situations.

Don't worry about it, no one died. No harm, no fowl. *hide bird*

by ShinyBones March 25, 2010

Fowler

A person who sets snares and lies in wait for prey. Derived from the word "fowl", common prey for trappers in old times. The word also gained popularity in the years of Early Modern English (Shakespheare, the King James version of the Bible) as a symbolic term for a person who maliciously uses deception to ensnare or trap others.

Surely, HE will deliver thee from the snare of the fowler, and from the noisome pestilence.

Now that fowler is defined, you are probably wondering what "noisome" means. To be continued.

by JJfats32 December 15, 2013