Fountain Logic

Is the belief that if you can't do push-ups, you cant succeed at life. Basic principle: If you can't do push-ups, you can't hold a job. If you cant hold a job, you can't support your family. If you cant support your family, your family starves.

Man, fountain logic has really got me down, I wont feed my family.

by Burningjoker December 15, 2010

Swedish fountain

The delicately balanced art of receiving a rim job while taking a piss. It is the opposite of receiving a blumpkin.

You haven't lived life to the fullest until you've received a Swedish fountain.

by Twills March 25, 2011

Coke Fountain

The 3 ft. or so fountain produced when you add a peppermint mento to a can of coke.

We made a coke fountain so big it blew some guys glasses off

by Joshyboy1000 February 3, 2007

Fountain of Spoof

When a guy cums over your face to help you maintain your youthful glow

Steve was fully aware that his wife was nearing her 40s and her skin was losing some elasticity. Being a supportive however financially tight husband he showered her face with his Fountain of Spoof

by Fozzie's Bear May 27, 2019

Drinking Fountain

The act of ejaculating in your own mouth while masturbating.

I hope i am not gonna do a drinking fountain this time.

by TataMaFute December 25, 2018

Skidmore Fountain

The act of simultaneously ejaculating and defecating, so as to create an unholy marriage of pleasure and shame.

TJ: I don’t think I can go back to that new taco shop.

Robert: Why?
TJ: I hooked up with that waitress.

Robert: The big one?
TJ: Yeah, and their meat is a little suspect. Long story short, right as I was about to finish, it turned into a real Skidmore Fountain. I think I stained her uniform.

by Lord Dunklethorpe November 9, 2017

fountain hills

A small town located in Arizona where 90% of the people are old but the other 10% are spoiled brats. It's okay, though, because they're funny brats with sweet hair. In this magical city, you can get high without the drugs. It has many good features such as rude, unhygenic Subway workers and crazy men who stand outside with turtle whistles. Also, there is a closed down bowling alley, a Be(a)lls, and a wall that continuously gets vandalized with "SMOKE WEEK EVERY DAY."

why the fuck doesn't fountain hills have a movie theatre??

by the real ZEST February 17, 2007