forecallus

When the foreskin of the penis forms a callus from excessive masturbation

That basement dwelling mama’s boy is working on his forecallus

by Clam Barber November 23, 2018

Forearm fishing

When somebody covers their head with their arm to hide the fact they've got a sevenhead

Maisie: 'he's covering his head with his arm in all his pictures, reckon he's got some sort of disease?'

Robyn: 'nah he's probably just forearm fishing because he'll have a massive beanhead'

by LiamKelly966 January 27, 2019

Face-forearm

When something that is so incredibly stupid happens that the use of a facepalm is not enough to show the underlying emotion; burying your head in shame.

P1: I just said mutant...
P2: What's a mutan?
P1: M-U-T-A-N-T
P2: OH!!! *face-forearm*

by CrunchycandyBro January 24, 2011

Alabama Weather Forecast

What Donald Trump predicts for the weather of Alabama. He knows better than the weather man!

The National Weather Service says no hurricane but the Alabama Weather Forecast says hurricane -- so we better prepare for a Hurricane!

by HoaglandTony September 10, 2019

Forearm Penis

A penis that is the same size as your forearm, erect, from bottom of shaft to tip.

Is also equal to length of your foot.

Violet: So how big is Tom's dick?
Anber: He has a forearm penis!

by Anberlin June 17, 2012

Foredom

The feeling of dread one gets, knowing they are about to engage in an 'activity' that will bore them to tears and have no way to get out of it.

Dave felt the familiar chill of foredom creep up his spine as he straightened his tie in the mirror. He made a mental note to never say "oh, whatever you want to do, honey" to his wife in regards to their anniversary ever again.

by Thousand May 1, 2010

Fore

the word you should have yelled instead of muttering "thats not gonna hit that guy".

whatch this shot.....FORE!!!!!!

by awesome-o9685 February 5, 2009