honest advise

Providing wisdom and thinking you are helping mankind, but others just see you as an idiot.

If your really up for honest advise, use two-ply, this way your fingers don't get stinky.

by abat97 October 30, 2009

honest Iago

n. one who masks dishonesty with a veil of honest concern; one who invents falsities to dissuade a target of manipulation

"Look, Dan, Terry's not cheating on you- don't listen to that honest Iago. Matt might seem like cares about you and is telling you the truth, but he's just good at telling stories."

by Miss Julie November 10, 2008

honest bonest

To swear that you will do something, no matter what. If you break honest bonest, bad things will happen to you.

Person #1 - "Hey, will you be at the party tonight?"
Person #2 - "Yeah, totally..."
Person #1 - "Honest bonest?"
Person #2 - "Ehhh, no. Maybe you should get someone else.

by elizabitch October 26, 2007

The Honest Politician

The Honest Politician is one who, when bought STAYS bought.

When asked whether by the CEO if the megacorp could count on Rep. Jones, the lobbyist said, "Yes, we put in $20 million to his warchest in the last 10 years and he's 'The Honest Politician.' He'll stay bought."

by Lord Dragon, Grammar Nazi October 21, 2015

be honest with me

you're already fucked

boy/girl/non binary ect.: be honest with me, are you cheating?
boy/girl/non binary ect.: fudgsicallllssss

by Quin<3 November 21, 2021

Aggressively Honest

You know the type of person when you see them. An Aggressively Honest person is a type of person who is overly honest to a point where your feelings don't always concern them.

Hannah is an aggressively honest person because she chooses to express her thoughts regardless of their effects.

by BotKendrick December 30, 2020

Honest Politicians

A species of mythical creatures.

Right, and you believe that Honest Politicians exist. How am I supposed to take you seriously?

by fuzzy_bit June 23, 2022