Fapple

The best stuff on earth.

"No thanks, I'm not thirsty right now, just had a

Fapple."

by fapfapfap June 4, 2009

fipple

The beaklike part of a non-reed woodwind instrument that you blow into; recorders and some types of vertical flutes have fipples.

The fipple on this recorder is dirty; it has to be cleaned.

by pentozali July 29, 2009

Fapple

the act of masterbating into a snapple bottle.

Young Billy was forced to fapple when he realized that he was all out of tissues and time.

by AngryPlatypus July 14, 2016

fapple

When one faps so hard that their penis resembles an apple as a result of the bruising and swelling...

Oh shit dude, I've got such a fapple right now.

by xemness June 24, 2010

fropple

Being really bummed because something you were really looking forward to turned totally sour.

Mary's party was a big fropple. OR: He seemed really cool but he turned out to be such a jerk that I was froppled the rest of the weekend.

by tamifa April 22, 2008

fipples

the little bumps on a nipple.

That bitch has a lot of fripples.

by Big Zac March 8, 2005

fapple

The act of zoinking your Shaggy into a bottle of Snapple™ and then passing it to a buddy.

I used to hangout with Mark, but last time we hung out he pulled a fapple on me.

by Shaddy_Dooby_Doo July 15, 2016