Football Manager

A computer "game" about managing a football team that can suck the life out of a person. It is quite possibly the only game that can make you feel completely stressed out, pissed off angry like, and exceedingly happy at the same time.

Mr. Beans: "Hmm... I think I'll play an half an hour of Football Manager before bed."

-20 Hours Later-

Mr. Beans: "Oh, motherfuck! I gotta get to work! ...meh." *continues playing*

by adawxawx August 28, 2007

footballitie

footallitie are the people who live and die for soccer. soccer is always on your mind; eating, school, sleeping, driving, talking. soccer comes before everything else, before school, before girls, before family. soccer...is the game that you live for

a. del piero. raul. r. carlos - les tres amigos

by bibic May 7, 2005

Football this week

A show where a youtuber with a dusty trim says what happened in the world of football in a week and bullies arsenal

Person 1: did you see watch football this week
Person 2: yeah big man niran actually got a trim

by bobjeffbobbyjeffy August 18, 2021

Football Terrorism

the same shit tactics used by Tuchel, Allegri, Simeone, etc.
basically, a 10-0-0, park the bus, defense-only tactic. why should your attackers do what they always do? when they can just be extra CBs and defend

Allegri displayed a masterclass of Football Terrorism yesterday

by Pexishit FC September 12, 2022

promising footballer

Term used by the police and press to describe a hooligan who lacks any real prospects beyond their criminality

Promising footballer, Wayne Johnson, was jailed for his vicious attack on an innocent person.
Promising footballer, Henry Hicks, died after crashing while evading police on a moped. Drugs found.

by JonnTeee October 30, 2019

ultimate death football

Ultimate death football is an alternative to normal tackle football. The game is played on a concrete field instead of grass and the players use no pads or protection of any kind. Each time blood is drawn, the other team gets a ten yard penalty in their favor. Therefore, if a player on the offense is tackled and scrapes his knee, they lose ten yards, but if a defensive player gets knocked down and scrapes his knee, the offense gains ten yards. Take note however that the intention of the game is not to make people bleed. Just like normal football, the object is to get points. The rest of the normal tackle football rules apply.

Jonah: Woah dude; why's all the skin on your face gone?
Kilpatrick: Oh man, I just lost in a game of ultimate death football. You wanna play?
Jonah: Sure!

by Nottadoctor July 2, 2008

spiked a football

To prove masculinity after a qualifying event.

Yeah...I had sex with her and her mom...and then spiked a football.

Manjina caught the biggest fish...and then spiked a football.

I just benched pressed 400lbs...and then spiked a football.

by Motoboat'n sob June 14, 2011