foop

1. Someone who is a complete failure at life, or at a specific thing. Someone who is often incoherent, and nonsensical.
2. A tool.
3. A thing that is useless beyond comprehension.
1. Teacher: Stacy, what is the square root of 16?
Stacy: Uh, 2?
Mark: Stacy, you are such a flippin' foop.

2. Plumber 1: Can I borrow your monkey wrench, Plumber 2?
Plumber 2: Sure thing.
Plumber 1: These nuts wont twist! This monkey wrench is such a foop.
by poodge July 11, 2008
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Fooping

(verb): To have sexy time with someone and to also enjoy their fecal matter simultaneously.

Pronounced like pooping except with an F instead of a P.

(Noun): Foop
Speaker 1- I heard Jack and Jill went up the hill and they didn't get the bucket of water. Instead they used the bucket to clean up after they start fooping.

Speaker 2- :o No way.
by Foopmasta August 03, 2011
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...I'm feeling really foop right now.
by randomer January 18, 2007
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the accident of pooping when you are only expecting a fart while on the toilet. This is commonly mistaken for a shart..but a foop is in the toilet, not in your pants.
I was not expecting my foop today.
by A Trainer August 30, 2008
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The foop

Full of operational poop- coined by nurses in a hospital setting reffering to other nurses who seem to have information on everything and know everything, seeming to correct doctors and other nurses with a higher level of knowledge then themselfs...
Did you hear what the foop just said to dr. Tims!! She told him that the stitching on te wound was incorrect and he seemed pissed!!

Danny is a real foop whenever someone else has opinion in surgery....
by Dr knowitall November 02, 2010
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the foop sneezed softdrink all over himself and swore at his misfortune
by Ben Arnold January 16, 2006
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foop

Loving a very sexy and slender young woman.

also, Fooptastic - Very excited about loving this special someone to the greatest degree.
Boss: I have noticed a great increase in the way you work, what has gotten into you?

Worker: i am very Fooptastic about this girl Amanda shes a g0ddest.
by Coa87878 August 23, 2007
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