Fumble

Its when the person you love can't stay with you because they can't keep there happy sack tied down to you while still remain in love with you.

"dude she called me saying how i fumble her heart nosense "
" Well you did cheated on her "
" Yea but i still love her "

by Kelly Persona April 25, 2013

fumblebunt

1. fumblebunt, n. (occurence) - when someone is playing a sport in which hitting the ball the wrong way may be referred to as "bunting" and they attempt to bunt the ball but they fail at life so badly that they fumble it at the same time. This is best viewed in slow-motion.

2. fumblebunt, v. (see above)

3. fumblebunt, n. a dry, crusty, diseased elder lady's vagina.

2. "Did you see the Steelers' quarterback yesterday? He must have a few brain cells missing; he fumblebunted about five times!"

3. Fred: "You guys might think this is weird, but I think a fumblebunt is pretty fuckin' hot in a stanky way."

Bob: "Yeah, that's pretty fuckin' gross, dawg."

by KrustyKreatorofKaos December 22, 2017

fimbledippling

The act of frying the tip of one's penis in avocado oil heated to between 150 to 175 degrees Fahrenheit. Not to be confused with grundlebundling or scivvyruntling

"Honey, I think I want to try fimbledippling tonight."
"I'M COMING."

by EdgarAllenJoe October 10, 2018

Snack fumble

When you reach into a bag of snack mix and the pieces keep sliding out of your fingers so you end up touching every single piece of the snack mix

I'd stay away from that bowl of nuts, I totally saw Jim sneeze in his hand and then snack fumble.

by DrDiggleDuggle January 16, 2017

femblem

"Fire Emblem"

A strategy game made by Nintendo.

I'm bored. I'm going to go play some femblem.

by marth12 April 30, 2005

fumble tokens

Permission granted for sexual favours based on good deeds.

I bought my girlfriend an iPod for her birthday, which should earn me quite a few fumble tokens.

by Dave Kr February 5, 2007

fumble six

A fumble six is the occurrence in American Football when the offensive player fumbles the ball, and a defensive player picks up the ball and returns it for a touchdown. Hence the six, for a touchdown is worth six points.

Ex 1: Dude I destroyed you in Madden 12! I got like 5 fumble sixes!

Ex 2: The highlight of the player's career was when he got a fumble six.

by FUMBLE SIX! June 6, 2012