foondyke

Foondyke is an angry militant lesbian , who sometimes lies to get one up on her the heterosexual coworkers, then cowering behind the gay minority clauses.

Jessica just tagged Carl on a sexual harassment charge, just cause he is up for the same promotion. What a Foondyke!

by MedicalMark September 3, 2013

fohonk

A fool. Another way of saying m*fkr

Don't you fohonks have anything better to do?!?

by meltiffmelfohonks4life June 13, 2017

FOMOnster

A person who induces the fear of missing out, typically through social media, reminding you that their life is way more fun then yours and what they’re doing is way more fun than what you’re doing.

“Ashley’s insta story was lit last night”
“Yea, she’s such a FOMOnster - her life is way more fun than ours.”

by dlvec November 18, 2017

Foonudes

It's a picture of your bare foot cuz basically feet pics are nudes.

Hey Samantha, I'm horny send me some foonudes.

by Marwan3011 December 12, 2019

Fotonozco

When you feel you know someone but you do not. Only reason for thinking you know that person was by a picture on a social platform.

I thought I knew you but I actually fotonozco you, wow how embarrassing.

by Javier G Mora Jr. June 24, 2021

Focosus

Known as an axolotl from the Greek Mythology, Focosus has been used in multiple mlg waterbuckets and trickshot montages. He really is a multitool for all purposes. Has also been used as a defense to slow down enemys in the past. Related to Lamborghini Aventador, also a famously known mlg axolotl

Did u see that sick mlg there? Oh yea that was Focosus

by Ford Focus Amogus December 4, 2021

FOBON

FOBON is an acronym for “fingers on the bridge of the nose”. This is very similar to a facepalm, but with the added agony of an implied migraine headache coming on.

My dad’s bad jokes never fail to make me FOBON.

by rerics March 15, 2022