Saggy Flapjacks

The saggiest boobs ever. Usually defined by grammas, old women and guys who spend too much time at KFC and McDonalds.

"Dude! Did you see that fat-ass at KFC?"

"Hell yeah! You could see his saggy flapjacks through his shirt! Ewwwwwwwww..."

by ReconnaissanceTeamLS97 March 29, 2012

Famous giant puple stuffed worm in flapjaw space

When there was a glitch in Arsenal Gear this is all Colonel Campbell could think about.... other than scissors..... and his past life as a burrowing worm..... and VR mission 59 to infiltrate Galuade and save Meryl....

"I hear it's amazing when the famous giant purple stuffed worm in flapjaw space, with a tuning fork, does a raw blink on Hairi Kairi Rock! I need scissors!! 61!!" Colonel Campbell

by Austin B. January 31, 2005

Free Flap

A female wearing no underpants or cover for vaginal and anal area. "Flap" meaning part of clitoris. Like "Free Ball" for men.

I love Free Flapping in the summer, because my pussy sweats.

by Ez G April 11, 2004

Mexican Flapjack

When you are at a surprise party and get so excited you poop your pants a little bit

I was so excited to surprise Josh at his party that I made a little mexican flapjack in my pants before he even arrived!!!

by Muiwovian April 19, 2016

Flap Fingered

To receive external or penetrative play of the anus with one or more fingers. May be a stand alone act or accompany other acts of pleasure.

Carl: How was your date with that new chick in accounting?
Bill: Dude she was a freak. She was slobbing my knob and next thing I know I'm getting Flap Fingered.
Carl: Awesome Brahhhhhhhh!

by Eaton Holgoode February 12, 2014

chundle flap

A piece of material that is placed by a woman's taint to ensure that two males testicles won't touch during a two males with with one female act of intercourse.

Hey bro we need a chundle flap if we're both gonna nail this chick, so our balls won't touch. If they touch that means we're gay!

by chundle1 February 24, 2009

flapcob

A flaccid mancob, typically in motion.

Yo! Watch your flapcob! You almost took my wife's eye out!

by Pogchoo September 18, 2003