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flattardian

A flattardian is a person who believes they live on flat earth (flattardia)
Jimmy thinks the earth is flat

That's because he's a flattardian
by Flat.Turd June 20, 2019
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flange flattener

When a female falls over and lands on her flange.

i.e "Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener."
Beth fell over and landed on her flange, that's a proper flange flattener.
by Hazza151 May 23, 2014
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Fat flatty

That girl who despite being fat is also flat E40 Flat fatty
See E40 over there? Fat flatty is shaken that ass.
by Goddamn Sugar Snap Peas July 18, 2016
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turd flattery

when someone happens upon an un-flushed toilet and haphazardly finds beauty in a left-behind turd
Curtis could not help but express his sincere turd flattery after he hopped upon a perfect brown spiral in the Burger King bathroom
by walterc August 5, 2023
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Flatten you out

To lay one flat. More specifically, to position someone in the prone position, put two fingers in their ace to metaphorocally say "I own you bitch"
Yo, bitch. Cross me one more time and I will flatten you out bitch lay
by BigbootyAngie December 18, 2015
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stalk - flattered

the act of being flattered by ones creepy stalking actions and/or words directed at you.
delia - omg so jake said he's going to surprise me with flowers...which is weird because i never see him?

jody - does he ever see you?

delia - yeah he said he knows my whole schedule! isn't that cute?

jody - dude don't be so stalk - flattered...
by mylove2011 December 20, 2010
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Flatten the Curve

The objective of social distancing with respect to the person-to-person transmission of infectious disease; limited interpersonal contact decreases the acceleration phase of disease spread and the subsequent massive health care burden that follows as people manifest symptoms.
Listen to the scientists, not the fucking politicians; It's time to Flatten the Curve.
Until further notice, each person must maintain a 1-meter separation from everyone else--regardless of symptoms.
by YAWA March 13, 2020
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