Flat Earther

A fuckwit that believes the Earht is flat as fuck and gravity and space and a hole bunch of other shit doesn’t exist.

Flat Earther: Hello.

Normal Person: Oh hi fuck wit.

by Cunt from down under June 11, 2018

flyatt

What ricegum viewers say when they see a female with a flat ass (or male).

Saw this girl yesterday and had to say FLYATT.

by MiaMaIkova July 21, 2023

flatchel-poo

When you think you'll fart but poo at the same time.

That Taco Bell didn't agree with me, I just made a flatchel-poo.

by noyb! January 6, 2008

Flat Earther

A person who doesn't like the reality of something so deliberately denies its existence for personal gain.

I'm a flat earther. If I don't like something, or it goes against my worldview, I deny its existence.

by ParodyMan November 15, 2018

flatbud

Marijuana that is flat in shape; usually low-grade.

I just picked up some cheap flatbud from my connect. Only 60$/oz.

by amp9041 January 1, 2006

flatch hatch

n. An automotive sunroof whose rear end may be elevated for emergency ventilation.

I'm riding to the Chili Cookoff with Tom -- his car's got a flatch hatch.

by Zappin' Nap October 22, 2007

flat hatting

When a plane fly’s low to the ground at high speed. This is often done at air shows. The maneuver’s are exiting but dangerous. The military have regulations against this practice. Pilots have been known too break these rules. An accident in Italy in 1998 was blamed on flat hatting. A military plane flying at low altitude and high velocity severed a cable on a ski lift. The gondola 🚠 with 20 ppl fell to the ground killing all aboard.

Local residents have complained about planes flat hatting over their houses. The low flying planes are noisy and distracting.

by chucky lavinder November 27, 2019