swine fluke

when your school gets cancelled, and no one will make out with you because a mexican baby 2000 miles from you dies of swine flu

Dick: I have to have an extra week of school at the end of the year because of the swine fluke!
Harry: I know! i didn't get any ass this week.

by kundus May 11, 2009

Shit Fluke

Shit fluke is when you are sleeping walking and you take a shit in a place in your house other than the actual bathroom.

Abel did you know that last night you were sleep walking and did a shit fluke on the kitchen floor?

by DeathPunchMonkey February 4, 2021

Brimmed Fluke

A man who intentionally commits a crime hoping to get arrested. Prior to this act, the Meth addicted pincushion stuffs as many drugs into their man cave as possible. When they arrive at a detention facility, they proceed to probe their own rectum to induce a bowel movement. This makes the drugs available to them for personal use and bartering. Items bartered for include other drugs, gay sex, phone calls, commissary, and a long list of further demeaning acts. Ironically always on the library list for the book "The Way of the Fish".

Fucking Burford...he rear ended that car intentionally after he went Brimmed Fluke. He missed his life of action on the inside.

by Fuqtoo February 2, 2023

what the fluke

When somebody dropps a heavy device on someone's head.

What the fluke was that?

by plato! October 28, 2024

Flakee

The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"

Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*

by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019

Khorne Flakes

A cereral generally eaten by the followers of the Chaos God known as Khorne. It's not uncommon for followers of Khorne to mention khorne flakes in their usual warcry.

Blood for the Blood God! Skulls for the Skull Throne! Milk for the Khorne Flakes!

by Walla-bang-bang May 19, 2011

flakesican

A Mexican that sends you repeated lowball offers on OfferUp. Then when you accept the offer, the flakesican vanishes like a chuppacabra in the night. May also ask about information that is expressly state in the listing, or, that is completely irrelevant.

I don't know why, but I keep getting bogus offers from flakesicans on offerup.

by I'm the real KP February 11, 2017