Sitcom fuckening

Is similar to the original term the fuckening where your life is going okay if not normal and then crazy shit goes down but in this example everything goes down exactly like something out of a crazy sitcom comedy where the craziest things you can imagine hit you in the face!

Oh is that a motherfuking parade in my path just great I have to go to work today what a sitcom fuckening! how can this damn day get any better. (Then a batshit crazy ape falls from the sky)

by Zombomb June 8, 2019

The fuckening

When ur day is going to well and you dont trust it and some shit finally goes down

Ah the Fuckening

When my day is going to good and then something finally goes wrong

Ah the fuckening

by Alto lockemy October 2, 2019

Psychological fuckening

When you're so fucked up on psychedelics that the only thing that can come out of you is 'uururrrreheheh'

Holy shit, I just experienced a psychological fuckening.

by Sexy time 420 February 4, 2020

The fuckening

When everything is fine and then out of nowhere, it all goes to shit.

"Hey George, how would you describe 2020?"
"That's an easy one... it was fine and then BOOM! The fuckening."
"Hmm... accurate."

by Ran-demise October 26, 2020

What the fuckening

When your day goes to shit but the rest of the day goes too well and you don’t trust it. (Opposite of “The Fuckening”)

Today was a what the fuckening.

by TheEmperorGoat May 3, 2023

Flucking

When you get a girl off by using a flicking motions and hitting her clit with ur fingers. Also know as finger flicking fucking, flucking is huge in the south.

A gave my girl a good flucking last night until she screamed.

by Basset September 12, 2006

what the hap is fuckening

A new, jazzier catchphrase to say when you encounter your friends. This phrase dates back to 36 BCE: Mark Antony yelled this to the Parthians after arriving with his calvary to Anatolia.

Group of people: *having a good time
Jim: WHAT THE HAP IS FUCKENING!
Group of people: Oh damn it

by my name jeff69 April 25, 2019