Irish Fleshlight

The act of drilling a hole in a potato and using it for male masturbation if needed use ale or beer as lubricant

O'Hurlihan: Oh boy'o I was so lonely last night I had to use an Irish Fleshlight

by SquashFox May 11, 2016

Fleshlight

A Portable Rubber Vagina you have sex with on the go and anytime.

Xavier:Imma use my fleshlight today
Fred:talk about that shit somewhere else

by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024

fleshlight

a flashlight with a plastic pussy/anus instead of a light

person 1:can i use your fleshlight
person 2:hell no its mine i dont want your stinky cum in my pocket pussy

by fagrat42424 October 4, 2023

Russian fleshlight

When you cum inside a fleshlight and then pour it on to a girls eyes, while putting your dick-tip up her nose, so she can smell your sperm.

*Guy 1* I gave my girl a Russian fleshlight yesterday, she did not even know I had a fleshlight.
*Guy 2* Yeah, my girl just want me to bang her.

by Roski Sex Master February 3, 2025

diarrhea fleshlight

When your partner has a watery stool sample set to go to the lab and you just can’t let it go without copulating in it.

My girl had the persistent squirts and at the doctor’s request prepared a very loose stool sample for submission to the lab. I couldn’t let it ship without getting a Diarrhea Fleshlight out of it first.

by Avenging Narwhal May 12, 2023

JUMPIN JACK FLESHLIGHT FORUM

The act of performing 69 but with a Fleshlight on his pole. This athletic act is performed on the bed standing up and slowly jumping at a quickening pace. Near climax the Fleshlight is quickly disposed of and his donger is deepthroated and his love juice is deposited down her throat. Optional feature for experience Forum members. Timing a double climax is the ultimate finishing to this event. This is when both participants time their orgasm and she delivers a nice spray spritzer on his face.

When me and misses where in Waikiki, we stayed on the beach and banged all weekend long. On the final night I introduced the Jumpin Jack Fleshlight Forum and we both exploded. It was sooo hot!

by Sonnyd2022 June 18, 2022

Fleshlight

A pocket vagina-like thing used for masturbation.

You bought another fleshlight instead of finding a girlfriend, you fucking virgin?

by LexXi910 March 2, 2021