Appalachian Fleshlight

When you hit a deer but you don't want the roadkill to goto waste, so you use it as a fleshlight.

Officer, I was just doing the Appalachian Fleshlight.

by bugprsn May 14, 2023

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Human Fleshlight

A Human Fleshlight is another guy's mouth or asshole that is used by a dude to get his rocks off.

Human Fleshlight

by USAF Cadet July 15, 2021

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A nigga ass italian fleshlight is just what it sounds like. First, you microwave two hot pockets for two and a half minutes and then you take a shit into one of them. You then give the other one to your homie/victim. Then, once he needs to shit, you strap him down and shove the other poopy hot pocket into his ass. You then, use that poopy hot pocket while it's inside of him, as a fleshlight. Thus, you have completed the "nigga ass italian fleshlight" maneuver.

Toni: Heyyy! I'm walking hereee
Me: Sorry, Toni, enjoy this hot pocket to make up for what I did
Toni: Thanks, pal
Me: *commits rest of war crime Nigga Ass Italian Fleshlight in gamer mode style*

by MinecraftBfandGf September 28, 2019

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Japanese fleshlight

Feeling fishy? A great substitution to the regular fleshlight is whipping out your favourite sushi roll and shoving your Johnny down it.

Available in all different flavours, sizes, colours and textures!

Post exercise consumption- optional.

I can’t find my fleshlight but the misso brought home a some nice California rolls so looks like I’m using the Japanese fleshlight!

by Keithsbbc November 1, 2019

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poor mans Fleshlight

A poor mans Fleshlight is a pair of worn ladies panties that a man will wrap around his dick and masturbate with. The more used or "flavored" the panties, the better. Some men will use them more than once.

Mike made a poor mans Fleshlight out of Sarahs laundry.

by Mister Mister August 24, 2016

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