Flouncing

People who leave an internet chat room or group chat online and return a few seconds later, with no obvious cause for leaving

Stop flouncing

by Anonymousperson321 June 8, 2017

The Fainting Goat

The stretch you do when you wake up after a long sleep where your legs and arms stiffen outward and shake, akin to a goat/sheep freezing up and fainting.

A: Bruh I slept so good I did the fainting goat
B: That must've been a real good sleep

by NTRP January 6, 2021

Funting

the act of fanny hunting

You:"hey Pete, we should do some FUNTING at grandpa's funeral"
Pete: "sure man, grandpa would have approved"

by Doctor Wang and his tools April 22, 2017

Flanging

The art of scissoring, performed by males. When two males interlock legs and rub genitals for the purpose of sexual satisfaction.

Jeremy thought it was just another business meeting, but he found himself flanging in the boss' office.

by Drummerboy85 April 4, 2017

Fainting Couch

A one armed coach. The name "fainting couch" originated in the 1920's when women wore their corsets so tight that they would faint due to loss of oxygen to the brain

Loraine, move out of the way. I'm light headed. I need the fainting couch

by skylarskank August 3, 2008

Flanging

To flap like an uncoordinated octopus.

STOP your flanging IMRIE, its making our canoe very unstable.

by asatire July 4, 2015

flouting

fake flirting/ flirting as a joke

Are you flouting with him?
Are you flouting with her?

by pickadicka. August 26, 2020