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false flagger

A person who claims to be in a gang but is not an offical member. The only thing that makes them a member is the fact that no one else around him/her knows the truth.
Guy1: Wut up folks?
Guy2: Shit nigga(shakes up and walks off)
Guy3: (to Guy1)Dont do that shit again. He aint folks he a false flagger.
by HugoYaBastard February 25, 2008
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flangewank

To wank over a mangy flange! Wanking over a fetid minge. when you just can't get that one munters manky bits from yer mind so you just carry on.
1) "That birds minge was so minging I flangewanked, coz I wouldn't/couldn't stick it in THAT!"
2) "Had a flangewank, just couldn't get the image of that bird eating a beer can in her furry cup out of my head!"
by Fungus76 January 15, 2008
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Flannerish

Of, pertaining, espousing, or involving actions which include both a merkin and a moustache ride in interchangeable forms. Generally used as a socially acceptable euphemism made in reference to one's wardrobe.
"My, you are looking quite flannerish today, it must be your leopard-print thong and paisley vest."
by Harry Balzanyya February 24, 2009
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Flangemobile

noun.

1. (a) (familiar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport an all-female group, typically close friends (from flange, meaning vagina, combined with the suffix -mobile, as in batmobile). (b) (vulgar) Referring to a vehicle used to transport women whose contribution to society is primarily genital.

2. Any vehicle considered to resemble, coincidentally or intentionally, female genitalia; can also be applied to cars considered to be over-compensation for unsatisfactory female genitalia, similar to penis car.

3. (rare) A man who, in unenlightened times or societies, might be considered a stud, but in actuality is just a man-slut. Compare village bicycle

Sometimes spelled Phlangemobile.
1a. 'Are you, Mags, Jools and Georgie coming over for pre-drinking before we head onto the club?'

'No, Mags is getting in late from work, so we'll do our pre-drinking in the flangemobile and meet you there.'

1b. 'This looks like a nice place to stop for a picnic.'

'Don't stop! That's Andrea from Sociology's flangemobile parked over there! She's probably boning someone in the backseat as we speak!'

2. 'Yo, Winston, check out my new ride! Sweet wheels, huh?'

'Those aren't sweet wheels, Clement, that's a flangemobile.'

(alternative) 'To the Flangemobile!'

3. 'You totes will not believe who Teresa did the other night. She, like, got major wasted and spent the night with Millard!'

'You mean, Millard from Psychology? O.M.G. she's going to get Chlamydia, that guy is such a flangemobile.'
by CochonsurVelo December 4, 2013
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FLANGRY

The opposite of HANGRY. Being full, annoyed, and uncomfortable making you FLANGRY.
'That all you can eat hog trope made me FLANGRY'.
by BBeee April 29, 2015
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Flange Scaping

For a woman to trim her pubic hair and style fashionably.
Judith spent several hours in the bathroom flange scaping so that she was ready for her big date.
by dorsetkate September 25, 2019
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fanger

1. Used as a disparaging term used to describe a vampire. 2. The only acceptable usage is if it's used by a vampire especially when speaking to another vampire.
1. Cletus: Git, fanger, nobody wants you round here, breathin' all the human beans air!

2. Eric: fanger, you whooped on that white girl, Sookie Stackhouse.

Bill: nah, fanger, that's just a hole I use to get that good-good, the OG red sauce, not that fake-ass True Blood shit.
by Dafydd y Cymro July 27, 2021
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