Fake Flakey

One who pretends to be slightly psychotic for some percieved advantage from others.

Symptoms of "Fake Flakeyness" include buying mugs or signs to hang in their place of work with "You don't have to be mad here, but it helps" written on them, saying such things as "I'm mad me", "I'm gonna kill everyone someday", pretending to develop an interest in Hentai or bad slasher movies and also pretending to find random and sometimes controversial subjects hilariously funny. Such as cancer.

This behaviour is highly irritating to people who know the person, as they know that he\she is not actually in any way mentally ill.

This behaviour is also irritating to people who do not know the person, as they will at the very least be wary of such a person.

"Did you hear? Darius threatened to kill everyone again."

"Man, he is such a fake flakey, no wonder people tend to avoid him."

Many wannabe Goths and Emo kids tend towards Fake Flakey behaviour.

by Aedwynn November 3, 2005

flakey mcflakerson

A person who is crazy..unpredictable..to others they seem like a lunatic with Random conspiracies or thought patterns...but to them something is wrong with everyone else..

Umm..okay.?..what ever say Flakey mcflakerson.

by 3rd-base November 20, 2015

Flakey

Basically someone moving mad. acting a bit weird or strange, out of the ordinary. Flakey

‘You’re moving a bit flakey uno’

by babeycakes15 August 1, 2018

Frosted flaker

A flaker who makes dumb sugar coated excuses as appeasement because he/she flaked.

Girlfriend: I'm soooo sorry, I was only late to your birthday party because I spent too long searching for the perfect birthday present to symbolize our love.

Boyfriend: Bitch, don't be a frosted flaker.

by Xylem October 11, 2010

flaker

Flaker is a form for homosexual activity between two person with huge and ugly lip.

Eyh, mofo stop flaking that ass.

by Henrik November 1, 2003

flaker

There are only 2 types of people in the world who eat flake chocolate bars:
- women
- gays
.'. you're gay or a woman

"hey little phil, stop flaking it up, n00b"
"FLAKER!"

by Teh_Jake October 1, 2005

flukery

The act of performing an accidentally successful stroke, as in billiards/pool, such as aiming to pot a ball in one pocket but accidentally managing to get it into another. Or, potting another advantageous ball altogether.

"That was a total flukery."

Most commonly practiced by people named "David" or "Brian".

by YoLePoko September 5, 2014