The poor soul who is reportedly the victim of the infamous flaker (or flake). They have likely organised some kind of public outing or friendly get-together, only to be stood up/bailed on unexpectedly with no explanation. They will often try to find the reason for this, but is usually met with a defensive or passive aggressive response, or is just run away from by the flaker (sometimes both). Pronounced "Flake-ee"
Person 1: "As the flakee, I'm deeply offended by your flaking on brunch."
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*
Person 2: "Er...I was super busy sleeping at the time, um, sorry not sorry" *runs away*
by Mickey_G_ April 12, 2019
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Get the flagkini mug.The fragrant force field resulting from someone passing gas. Usually the flatulator (or flatulatrix, if it was a lady) will have already fled the scene. If you arrive immediately after the offense occurred, you might bounce off the invisible dome of stench (you are essentially being repelled by the force field of flatus). Sometimes, it’s hard to know where the borders of the flatus field are, and in these cases it is safe to assume that some time passed between the original offense and your arrival on scene. Most fields of flatus will dissipate within 5 minutes. Some of the most notable ones have been rumoured to last well over an hour...however, no one has actually stuck around long enough to verify this.
Do NOT go in there! I left a field of flatus and I think it’ll last about five-to-ten...
I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!
I swear to God - that man created a field of flatus right before he stepped off the elevator...I sure hope no one joins me on this trip and blames me for the smell!
by Mandi Harmony September 7, 2018
Get the Field of flatus mug."Did you hear Dick flaniganned his new Prius? He wrapped it around a tree."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
"We were flaniganed in the middle of nowhere. The Prius ran out of juice and we had nowhere to recharge it."
by micromanagedman August 21, 2016
Get the flaniganed mug.People with flappy pussy energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.
It has nothing to do with an actual flappy pussy and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
It has nothing to do with an actual flappy pussy and everything to do with an inability to respect and be at peace with yourself regardless of what other people think of you.
Greta wouldn't project such flappy pussy energy if she could just take some time to relax, be at peace with herself, realize where her worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
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