purple monkey dishwasher

A nonsense phrase seen widely in an early Simpson's episode. Added at the end of a Chinese whisper, ironically, as there are few if any phrases which can be mistaken for "purple monkey dishwasher". For this reason, it is sometimes used to check if communications are working properly, instead of ie. "testing" "mic check" "test test 1 2 3 check" and/or "syphilis".

"Say purple monkey dishwasher, if you can hear this."

by Overheal June 7, 2009

Dishwasher

The real name for the nicknames: woman & girl.

Dishwasher, make me a sandwich! Thanks honey, ily!

by Clquf June 1, 2020

Dishwasher

A lady who stays in the kitchen for a long period of time and gets stuck there until there children are are asleep.

Hi dishwasher! Make me a sandwich!

by Marn3sty March 9, 2021

organic dishwasher

Used to describe a person of mexican descent.

man, that chinese place needs another organic dishwasher, the dishes are piling up.

by sometimers July 18, 2009

Dishwasher Facial

What you get when you open the dishwasher mid-cycle to insert a glass or fork you forgot to put in. The blast of hot steam offers a quick, and inexpensive pore cleaning.

Cathy: Wow! your skin looks great!
Joan: Yeah, Charlie left a cereal bowl next to the TV so I got myself a dishwasher facial this morning when I put it in the machine.

by mblxv April 8, 2013

anal dishwasher

When an asshole is being licked so hard it sounds like a dishwasher

"Did you give them the anal dishwasher lastnight bro?"

"Yea man the neighbors thought we were cleaning dishes all night!"

by Gabraham November 28, 2016

Purple Monkey Dishwasher

A dishwasher made by the world famous 'Purple Monkey' brand. Comes with one year garantee.

"That dishwasher is l33t"
"I know, it's Purple Monkey"

by fire extinguisher November 1, 2004