Old fashioned fuck boy

A guy who still holds open doors for girls and buys them supper on dates- but also fucks them and leaves them like a fuck boy.

He wasn’t like the other boys around here, he was an old fashioned fuck boy.

by Carebear98 November 15, 2017

Hot Old Fashioned

A hot-oiled hand job technique in which an overhand rotational cranking motion is used much like starting early automobiles. Generally accompanied by guttural engine like moans throughout the process culminated by a gentle idling hum of relief and dick rugburn.

-Scene: After a long night at the bar-
"Hey Jon, why are you limping this morning?"
"I got a Hot Old Fashioned last night and this engine didn't want to turn over. It's like Indian Rope Burn all over my shaft."

by Poop Poopaloop January 17, 2014

Inside Out Old Fashioned

When you have sex with a woman who is in the last third of her trimester and you feel the tiny fetal hand jerking you off while you are banging her.

Dave had an Inside Out Old Fashioned as he had sex with Tiffany Lee, who was pregnant and had just finished her shift at the Pepperment Rhino.

by Peppermint Rhino February 2, 2019

Fishburned

Fish-burned: adj/ when* a man finds out his pride and joy is now a whore..

Examples of Fishburned: yo you heard Craig’s daughter stripping at the blue flame right??* Damnnnn!!!* That n!@@a got fish-burned sun!!!

by Nappycanon1 December 20, 2010

Old Fashioned Fuck

The Old Fashioned Fuck, also known as the "O.F.F.", is a simple missionary position fuck between a man and a women, just like they used to do in the olden times. Also, is known to be the nicest way one can fuck a girl, and the most gentleman-like.

Todd: Hey Barry, I can't believe you fucked my wife last night, what kind of a friend are you?

Barry: Nah it's okay, I gave her the old fashioned fuck.

Todd: Oh LAWL, I thought we were going to have a problem.

by Schasty McNasty January 17, 2009

Old Fashioned Dutch Baby

When one person squats over another person's face and defecates (takes a dump) on their forehead. This often occurs during a sexual encounter, but it does not have to.

I gave Janice an Old Fashioned Dutch Baby last night.

by DebRi December 21, 2013

fishbind

See poindexter. A person known for having superior intelligence to the exclusion of being able to socialize with those of normal or inferior intelligence.

Seth Brundle was a fishbind until he became BrundleFly.

My girlfriend's daughter calls me Fishbind because I know stuff and do math in my head.

by math perfesser November 20, 2007