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greasy corn fingers

When you put so much butter on your ear of corn you end up with greasy fingers.
“Get your greasy corn fingers out of my hair!”
by Luna tuna June 28, 2018
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Fingurt

(Verb) West of Scotland colloquialism for fingered
"I fingurt wee Sally last night"
"You're wantin' fingurt"
by Jobby Gillespie May 22, 2012
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Watermelon Fingers

Watermelon Fingers

(1) The act of fingering a member of the female sex while she is on menstruation. The idea is based on while eating watermelon, red juices cover the fingers, and you have a choice to either lick it off, or wipe it off.

Example: Johnny has watermelon fingers after he took that girl home from the bar yesterday.

(2) Watermelon Fingers can also refer in a philosophical sense to the idea of racism. Watermelon, over time, has been stereotyped with the "African-American" community. Although, all humans consume watermelon as it is considered an aphrodisiac. When an individual eats a watermelon, a mess of juices flow through the hands. The juices are the "water" or essentially the "life form" of the watermelon. This is the act of "bleeding" from the melon. The idea is we are wasting vital parts of the melon, without realizing it. The concept of racism is defined in a sense that we all are eating watermelon (wasting life), because our focus is concrete (the taste), not what the effect it has on our individual body(soul). Therefore, watermelon fingers represent the lack of knowledge of our disrespect to all "life" (including race), and how we just wipe away (juices) our ignorance without a care of the effects to other individuals. Watermelon fingers represent our ignorant society and the programmed individuals who are unable to think of our consequences. Our wants trump our needs.
Example: Tim could see Julie's watermelon fingers from across the room after seeing her make fun of Jada.
by lippythehippie June 8, 2014
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Pork Fingers

An individual with extremely fat, round fingers. Like little pork loins. Typically disproportional in size to the hand itself.
I know Roger has freakish hands with those pork fingers. But I let him finger my bum last night and I must say that felt great and the girth did leave me with a gape.
by Eaton Holgoode April 25, 2017
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Skin Fingers

Skin Fingers, When your trying to feel your finger prints then you realise you have skin fingers.
Here is Adele with her Skin Fingers.
by Baroness Brass August 11, 2021
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two fingers up

means u are loyal to 1 woman
two fingers up: means that u love just one girl 4l
by jele22 August 1, 2022
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Crystal pepsi Fingers

When ya home bois fingers litterally wreaks the smell of ass, and ya dumb enough to think they smell like crystal Pepsi, so ass boy says he dips his motha fuckin fingers in crystal pepsi.
CRYSTAL PEPSI FINGERSSSSS
by ilikeducks April 14, 2020
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