Finagle a bagel

To finagle a bagel is the act by which a man promptly shoves three of his fingers in to a woman's vagina and opens them extremely forcefully

Ray J had to finagle a bagel in Kim Kardashian in their sex tape

by JacobTHEPUSSYSLAYERMooney June 24, 2016

finagle

v. to look at somebody and desire them, to feel chemistry between oneself and another person and wish to act upon it

Yesterday I met this girl who I couldn't help but finagle.

by taylor January 4, 2005

finageling

The male version of Keegaling

I'm totally finageling right now and you can't even tell.

by Fatty McFatFat April 21, 2005

fingo

One who speaks in a broad accent and is difficult to understand

Hey, Deco, what did ya say ya flaming fingo?

by Jackety Smith March 20, 2007

fingo

A typo made on a mobile device, where you're not actually typing.

A portmanteau of "Finger" and "Typo"

Dean: Hey whats up?

Emily: Npt Mycnh

Dean: Are you drunk, or epic Fingo?!

by kiwicvnts September 5, 2013

fingoes

finger toes - toes that are as long as fingers...

Max: "ew! Shane and I were getting ready to go for a swim and he took his shoes off, his toes are as long as fingers!"

Stacy: "ugh! He has fingoes!"

by Frizzy Beard October 26, 2012

finagalytics

The act of using a little bit of data to create an ostensibly analytic argument, that is in fact designed to support an otherwise ludicrously unsupportable activity, idea, argument or suggestion.

Sally often uses finagalytics to explain to her husband the purchase of yet another pair of shoes .

by lovebea4ch June 3, 2013