Filet O’ Cock

Is a noun for a fish sandwich, but instead of adding fish you simply replace it with your cock.
Ingredients: Two pieces of bread, tartar sauce, cheese, and your cock.

“Hey Babe, you want a Filet O’ Cock tonight?”
“I could really go for a Filet O’ Cock Later”

by BoyBoyBaggins February 26, 2021

National Filet o’ Fish Day

April 15th is when you protect and attack peoples asscheeks

I’m excited for National Filet o’ Fish Day

by ThatKidThatYouSeeInTheHalls April 11, 2019

filet-tio

Steak and a Blow Job

I have the best wife/girlfriend. I got home from work and was greeted with a medium-rare steak and some head.Now that's what I call some great Filet-tio!

by Tbone 5000 July 10, 2014

Two-Finger Filet

(Too - Fing-Ger Fi-ley)

When you finger a girl with both your index finger, and your middle finger.

"I sir, am an expert on the subject of the Two-Finger Filet."

"Don't you believe me? I Two-Finger filet-ed the shit out of that hoe."

by Fing-her Filet December 15, 2013

Filet them cheeks

The act of taking a female's booty as your own as a girlfriend or side chick.

Yea man you already know, once I seen dat ass I just had to filet them cheeks.

by DatniggabigK October 1, 2016

A penis filet

When being served a porter house and they place the bone vertically so it resembles a penis.

Kelsey likes a penis filet medium well. No red.

by The Cape May Creepers February 23, 2019

filet minot

A North Dakota speciality of thickly sliced squirrel loin wrapped in bacon and is considerably tastier than anything from France.

Bob was surprised the snooty French restaurant served a tasty filet minot, a delacacy only found in North Dakota.

by TXAZ May 23, 2018