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A Final Destination

A final destination means a small accident that causes an injury or death, sometimes multiple.
“Man I just witnessed a final destination! I was cleaning the table in the kitchen and I drop a small piece of paper on the floor, of course I think nothing of it but then my brother walks in the kitchen and trips on the piece of paper falling face first! He got a bloody nose!”
by Waffel31 October 29, 2020
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Final Destination

A disc where two space foxes are typically seen fighting, talking shit and spamming shine. Sometimes theres this space bird who is fighting the fox.
by big ni🅱🅱a January 20, 2019
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Final Destination Moment

When you have a random premonition about your death and it causes you to make a drastic change in your actions.
Howie: "Whoa, check out that trailer hitched to that little Toyota pickup..it swerving everywhere!"
Jenn: "Can we speed up and get around it??"
Howie: "Why?"
Jenn: "I'm having a Final Destination Moment."
by soggynachosdirtyunderwear August 20, 2009
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Frostination

What Cloyster or any other Ice-type Pokemon is capable of....
Cloyster + Blizzard = Frostination
by RatchetBoo June 1, 2003
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Festitution

The act of selling your body for cash ( or in exchange) for summer festival tickets .
Valerie was unemployed & knew festitution was the only way to get her EDC LV ticket.

Festivals edm raves prostitution edc las vegas music djs dance money hooker electronic dance music slinging sex housemusic hookin makethatmoney pimp fleshpot
by ubermilf May 20, 2016
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Destination Dysfunction

Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.
Destination Dysfunction is the insecurity caused by planning a romantic vacation without a direction.

My DD was making vacations with my honey very uncomfortable. But then I heard about Amelia Island, and my embarrassing problem went away.
by Amelia I. January 6, 2017
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destination breakup

The opposite of a destination wedding; when two people in a relationship go on a trip as a couple and unexpectedly return home unattached.
Person 1: "Heather's in Florida with Joe, but I saw she changed her relationship status to 'single.'"
Person 2: "Yeah, it turned out to be a destination breakup."
by PHL_Lexicographer October 1, 2018
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