I got home today and found out that my roomate Will pulled An Uncle Fester, he cancelled our Internet service without warning because he has a gambling addiction.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.
Uncle Fester is at it again, he took all my laundry out of the dryer and through on the top of the dryer because he has to do his laundry at the same time I do mine.
by Glowspank December 19, 2016
Get the An Uncle Festermug. synonym for a bald pussy
It was rumored that Tina had a muff but when I went down on her, she was clean. She had a fester snatch.
by mr. xxx November 12, 2006
Get the fester snatchmug. The great old one. He who must not be summoned. The ancient. The unholy. Defined by mass alone, this great one will consume any and all within it's path. Fueled by pure alcohol and driven only to feed.
by RubartPaulson February 19, 2008
Get the Uncle Festermug. Uncle Fester - Child Molestor
Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''
Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.
''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
Not originally used by the gentry of old east London town, now officially part of the Cockney rhyming dictionary and appearing on various 'Cockney' translation sites, ''Uncle Fester'' has become the new ''Nonce'' or ''Kiddie Fiddler.''
Apparently movies such as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels - full of faux Cockney wording - encouraged people to take up creating their own rhyming slang.
''Uncle Fester'' has been affectionately adopted and accepted as a more modern alternative to ''nonce'' in many areas of East and South London.
1. ''Did you 'ear about ol' Keith? Yeah...turns out the filthy git's an Uncle Fester, 'e's been done for feelin' up some schoolie.''
2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
2.Some celebrity Uncle Festers include; Gary Glitter. Pete Townshend, Matthew Kelly, R. Kelly, Kanye West and Elton John.
by A. Jackson October 31, 2007
Get the Uncle Festermug. by lil white boi from bama January 1, 2010
Get the Uncle Festermug. oh my god Kelly, i was sucking Ryans helm the other day and he jaffed up in my mouth, what a cum festerer!! he tasted rotten!!
by smitey August 2, 2011
Get the cum festerermug. by Nick December 6, 2004
Get the Festermug.