Flexosexual

Someone who gets horny for learning opportunities.

Ethan: God damn Matthew, I'm a flexosexual and I love when you talk about pre calc 12 while licking my anus. Give me that gyrogasm

by iamarobot June 18, 2019

Flosexual

Dumb people who like flowers and are mocking lgbtq

Dan:did u hear about flosexual

stacy:yea its stupid

by Empss April 29, 2021

fembisexual

straight but also attracted to femboys but like not gay

dude, are you jacking off to femboy porn again? That shit's gay as hell

Naw I'm fembisexual.

Oh ok dude. Understandable.

by MonkeyMerchant May 31, 2021

Fensexual

When you are in love with fen

P: are you fensexual?
Me: no shit obviously

by voidweezer September 14, 2021

emosexual

Emosexual - Noun. Refers to a person of any gender who can only become sexually aroused in the presence of whining. Telltale signs include: all black ensemble, heavy white make-up covering up as well as contributing to a LOT of acne, facial piercings, eyeball piercings, genital piercings, anal piercings, etc. The more painful the location of the piercing, the more likely you have found an emosexual. In the wild the emosexual is often found listening to wrist-cutting music in her suburban home, going to wrist-cutting musical performances, and talking about how all emosexuals are better than everyone smarter, prettier and with better social skills than they have.

Emosexual hair generally looks designed to get its wearer pummeled by jocks, sociopaths, and basically any person within viewing range with any sense of aesthetic decency.

There is no known medical cure for the emosexual, however therapies that have succeeded in the past include: maturing emotionally past the age of eight, getting a reasonably well-paying job after college and turning into a yuppie, and successful wrist-cutting.

*A seventeen year old boy sits at a table in the cafeteria. His face is covered in pancake makeup. He writes with heavy tears streaming down his acne-scarred, piercing-riddled face*

Guy 1: Woah, man. What's wrong with that guy? Did his dog get shot?
Guy 2: Oh him? His parents bought him an iphone for Christmas and paid for the Prince Albert he wanted. He said he's writing deep existential poetry about how his life feels empty now that he can't complain about his parents.
Guy 1: Fucking emosexuals.

by Timmy Gunderson February 26, 2011

Emosexual

An Emosexual is someone who has an extraordinarily Depressing Nature, is able to cry themselves to sleep everynight, and see the world through an entirely Dark point of view. They tend to like to draw, write poetry or take creative photographs which promote themselves as being depressed and then plaster them all over facebook, myspace and other internet sites.

The typical Emosexual wears straight legged jeans, a swoop in their hair which is dyed black and bright colours and also their wardrobe goes no further than hoodies, slip ons, and band tee's.

Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"

by Chris Shepherd (Sheps) December 26, 2007

Femnisexual

Femnisexual is the attraction towards Femininity itself. It doesn't just mean the love of girls, it could be feminine acting boys, boys with a high pitched voice, boys with long hair etc. It simply means you are attracted to feminine things.

Femnisexual is a sexual orientation. Femniromantic is the term for the asexual version of Femnisexual.

I identify as Femnisexual, although I may be Femniromantic.

by WolfToGame November 17, 2016