Having Your Bumps Felt

Source - medieval times, where healers would feel lumps bumps on scull, trying to diagnose the illness

The ones with the largest bumps and lumps were likely delirious and didn't make much sense.

So, the term having your bumps felt is usually a retort to a statement or remark from a person, or a situation where the issue is quite bizarre, or unbelievable or stupid.

Can't believe he stuck his hand in that stuff..."He needs his bumps felt"

I would have put blocks under that truck ..."when he gets out of hospital, he should consider having his bumps felt"

You "Having Your Bumps Felt Today" ....that was crazy !!

by 007professor007 April 1, 2010

Mark Felt

A man who leaked news of the Nixon Administration's involvement in the Watergate Scandal to Carl Bernstein and Something Woodward. He has until today (5-31-05) been referred to "deep throat" to keep a secretive identity. (1) To "Mark Felt" someone is to "deep throat," i.e. in a sexual manner. (2) To "pull a Mark Felt" is to leak secret news.

I want to be a lexicographer.

(1) Natasha Miller will finally Mark Felt me durring her normal session of Road Doming that she does while I drive her home.

(2) I stole Calen's Oreos and almost got away with it until Joey pulled a Mark Felt and got me busted.

by Kia (heyxia) July 15, 2008

Tear-Felt

To be very,very teary and having your heart strings tugged

His feelings are very tear-felt

by TheOne429 March 19, 2015

spinney felt

A material that can help cure autism and make you feel good, especially in the Gizzards.

Wow, that spinney felt really made me feel tingly inside the old noggin.

by susan rice April 12, 2017

Brown Felt

When you’re hitting it from behind, and you shove a felt-tipped sharpie up her ass

She was handcuffed to the bed, and while I was hitting it from behind I gave her the ole brown felt

by BrownFelt April 23, 2018

Wet Table Felt

Once the vagina has been properly lubricated, take your hairy ball sack and wipe it up and down the labia.

The name stems from the feeling of billiard balls rolling across wet felt.

"My balls itched, so I gave her the wet table felt!"

by Kile Hanzens May 7, 2021

"N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Stephen Stotch is a dilf, a bottom, and underated. And Stephen Stotch x Randy Marsh is best ship

Colt: hi love
Alex: "N- Ngh~.." Stephen moaned quietly and softly, as he felt Randy thrust deeper into him. "G- Gh– ahhh..~" He let out another small, soft whimper. He gripped the bedsheets tighter, his face red, and sweating. Stephandy. STEPHEN STOTCH x RANDY MARSH

Colt: I'm leaving you
Alex: I drew Stephen pregnant, breastfeeding me.

by Kxzzs October 19, 2023