not five feet apart

a reference to a vine in which someone says " two guys chilling in a hot tub, five feet apart cuz they're not gay". saying someone is not five feet apart means that they are gay.

rob:"did you hear that bob is not five feet apart?" josh:"oooh sh*t really? do you have his number?"

by breadsnorter December 9, 2019

have two right feet

Meaning to be violent or walk extremely fast.

Wow you're violent today slow down your walking way too fast what do you have two right feet!?!

by Mackenzie345 February 11, 2023

Yeetus the Feetus

when someone is throwing a baby. the baby is a "feetus" and "yeetus" meaning to throw.

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
mom *throws across the room

mom: ew i need to yeet this feetus
dad: wait doesnt "yeetus the feetus" mean throwing the bab-
mom *throws across the room*

by tf dont ask questions.. April 15, 2019

HEB Feet

Completely black and dirty feet soles caused by going bare feet in a grocery store that polishes their floors.

Oh man he has really bad HEB feet.

by Long Ass December 27, 2010

itchy feet

the desire to travel

He had itchy feet, but couldn't leave due to the state of emergency.

by The Return of Light Joker October 15, 2011

orgasm at 35,000 feet

Masturbating in the bathroom of an airplane in-flight.

I was feeling horny and the flight attendants were looking pretty hot. We weren't going to land at LaGuardia for another hour, so I decided to go to the bathroom and have an orgasm at 35,000 feet.

by GaMeRuInEr August 26, 2006

Grocery Store Feet

(Noun): When the bottom of someones feet are black like they've been walking bare-foot on a dirty grocery store floor.

Normally found on white people's feet because they have light skin and it is more noticeable, but is not limited to other ethnicity's feet.

Guy 1: Damn does she ever wear shoes?!
Guy 2: It don't look like it. She got grocery store feet!

by capnkev April 9, 2009