Fedex

A type of hoe; if someone want her, you know she's going to be there overnight.

Dang, Ashley's a fedex! She's already at Jayden's crib!

by drippyy lizbeth April 16, 2019

Double FedEx

A game, usually played my middle-schoolers. When you see a truck pulling two FedEx Cargo Crates, you punch the nearest person to you and say, "Double FedEx"

Joey: "Double FedEx"

*punches Mike*
Mike: "Dude! Wtf!"

by XxReaper454xX January 21, 2011

FedEx

How we refer to Britney Spear's ex--Keven Federline

"Must feel so bad for Britney Spears right now."

"I know, can't believe what went down with FedEx

by randomness-rocks June 5, 2009

fedex

One lame ass company with a bunch of ghey loosers with purple uniforms that like to steal packages.

Hey Bob?? Remember my bomb plan to blow up that job place of mine??? I got the perfect plan, lets call Fedex.

by James January 29, 2005

FedEx Guy

Someone who fucks people's moms. Repayment to the son usually consists of picking a package from the back of the truck. One might assume this is because his mom is always handling the FedEx Guy's package...

There's the FedEx Guy! He's going to fuck Drew's mom.

by Arcisez May 26, 2007

fedex baby

Definition of a FedEx Baby is a baby who is left on the doorstep by a unexpected Guardian. Or legal parent

Cruz! There's a Baby on our doorstep. That's a FedEx Baby!

by CruzanGabrielle August 1, 2014

No FedEx

When your group of friends inconsiderable ships a completely unshippipable couple whether it be they hang a lot together or they flirt very subtly with each other, and you just hate them for it because you ship yourself with one of those people being shipped, you ship them with someone else in your school or the world, or they just aren't right for each other and you feel disgusted every time your friends try to get them to be cuddly and say "awwwwww!".

"Oh my god man, Kara and Charles are totally for each other, they should go out sometime!"
"No offense but I just feel no FedEx between them."

by rylon_pylon13 September 4, 2016