Ferretphile

Another word for pedophile. Coined by the popular meme app iFunny where it would censor "pedo" into "ferret" and therefore became a widespread meme in the app.

iFunny mods are ferretphiles because they love children.

by BadTimeToGetLost October 12, 2020

Walking the ferret

Cool sounding code word related to masturbating.

yea man I was just walking the ferret and in comes my girlfriend completely shocked that I was doing that with out her

by sneakymcsneakster February 26, 2011

ferret

a gorges playfull little aniaml...kind of like a weasel..great pets!

my ferret is so funny,we can watch her all day

by glt August 26, 2006

Ferret Weasel

Coming from the latin Ferratis Weasalis. An animal of intriguing and fascinating appearance. Looks kinda like a ferret, kinda like a weasel but has a bigger nose and a massive great dick on him.

Last night I seen a ferret weasel try to mount the local parking warden.

by Gordy Willmott August 17, 2006

Feclets

Multiple fecii - more than one fecus
fecii is prenounced FEE-KY

Dude, i shat some feclets!

by GrAdYoLsOn February 3, 2008

Ferret

A small snake-rat that belongs to the Mustelids Family. That has a slinky for a spinal cord.

that ferret stinks like p***.

by Campachen July 15, 2018

ferret face

Someone who has beady eyes, a prominent nose, thin lips, and weak chin giving them the appearance of a rodent-like creature.

He would be hot because he works out, but that ferret face is distracting!

by BeechFace February 2, 2021