dirty faucet

Your butthole after Chili's and anal.

We are NOT having anal, I don't want to be a dirty faucet tomorrow morning.

by Mr . Plumber May 6, 2022

Farrah Faucet

A faucet so sparkly as to arouse people into pleasure when using it.
It was exciting to look at, but fun to use.
It cleaned dirt and even cum off of you.

The farrah faucet was the best faucet on Earth, but now it's gone.

by GregNelson29 March 30, 2023

Ass Faucet

Diheria so sever it comes out like water out of a bath tub faucet

Matt: Man last night I had the Worst ass faucet ever!
John: Ass faucet? What's that?
Matt: Well you know how water comes out of a faucet...?
John: yeah?....ohhhhhh gross!.
Matt: yeah i'm surprised I didn't keep you up all night.

by omgpoopmachine January 23, 2009

butt faucet

Someone who talks like they know everything about anything but the only thing that comes out is pure shit.

Dave was a butt faucet at poker last night.

by captain_canuck August 14, 2005

Leaky Faucet

n. anal leakage caused by fisting

"Can you get out of the pool, Bob?"

by Manhattan Transfer March 23, 2003

nasty faucet

Another phrase for really bad diarrhea.

Fred: What took you so long? We are going to be late.
Barney: I had a bad case of nasty faucet.
Fred: That will teach you to stay away from bean and broccoli smoothies!
Barney: Opps, the faucet is about to turn on again, later.

by marstonski November 17, 2005

Milk Faucets

Tits, preferably big ones.

Check out the milk faucets on her

by Wayne Grove May 19, 2003