Fartapples

The culinary skidmark otherwise known as the scotch egg

"what the hell is that funky smell?"
"my ass. sorry, i've been munching fartapples all morning"

"fresh homemade fartapples! get them while they're mediocre at best"

"What a lovely picnic. could somebody pass the fartapples please?"

"did you know that fartapples were invented by stalin, john wayne gacy and darth vader, and the scottish are almost definitely not actually responsible for them?"
"wow! they're due an apology!"

by el reeko January 14, 2010

Fat tap

To tap a over wieght person's fat with your hand or any other object! And scream or say fat tap. If you don't say it know one knows what you are doing!

Go up to a fat person (when they are or aren't looking) and tap, poke, or slap their fat. after doing so yell Fat tap.

by Danny Ferguson May 26, 2008

Factaphobia

An anxeity disorder that is characterised by a persistent fear of facts resulting in the sufferer going to great lengths to avoid them.

A person suffering from factaphobia will often show extreme signs of distress and confusion when presented with fact which of ten results in them gibbering uncontrollably like an idiot.

See that Louie Gohmert, he's not no idiot, he's just got that there factaphobia

by Louie Gohmert January 14, 2015

fwattapp

(adj) a fat ass (n) the sound of a girls ass cheeks when they bounce

Yo, look at that ass

That ass is fwattapp.

by Chocolate Monster April 5, 2009

fattass.tk

A beautiful home to many friends (and a few enemies too)

I'm posting on the forums at fattass.tk! I like friends!

by Psi August 10, 2004

Fattaie

Pronounced Fah-Tee
A new religion.
You dont have to be overweight to hail the almighty Spiderpig. Must always eat, even when full.

Im a Fattaie, what religion are you?

by Tianaaa August 21, 2007

Fattagger

A mixture between fat, fag and tagger. For those stuipid loser kids who tag you and piss you off.

"You know how that faggot Jimmy always follows around the popular kids cos he thinks its working for him".
"Yeah hes such a fattagger'.

by ydoow September 10, 2011