Verb - To "fap" or "fapping".
The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.
Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.
The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.
Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.
- Hey listen to this sick fap!
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.
by WhatYaGonnaDo?! May 12, 2017
Get the Fapmug. by RachetBoo March 30, 2003
Get the fapmug. To masturbate, to jerk off
Benni fapped off in a park while people walked by.
Benni faps off four times a day.
Benni has such loose foreskin that when he faps off, you can hear it in the next room.
Benni faps off four times a day.
Benni has such loose foreskin that when he faps off, you can hear it in the next room.
by zubchowski August 2, 2006
Get the fapmug. The onomatopoeic representation of male masturbation.
Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.
Often used to suggest that something is attractive.
It can also be used to suggest that something is cute, or that something tastes good, or simply that the person using the word greatly approves of whatever he/she (mostly he) says 'fap' to.
by Nero-San May 15, 2006
Get the FAPmug. by DUH IDIOT January 23, 2018
Get the Fapmug. 
To engage in the respectable (and pleasurable) act of sitting down and reading a good work of literature.
I can't wait to fap to some Keats!
by HardcoreFapper January 6, 2010
Get the Fapmug.