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Gonorrhea Fanny Pack

When a woman with gonorrhea puts her discharge in a diaper and a man uses said diaper as a flesh light for masturbation. Also called a "freak-a-leek 204"
"I went to Kansas City and got a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"

"I heard that Norah gave Jonas a Gonorrhea Fanny Pack"
by MrCaptainDr April 23, 2024
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fanny pack

An Americanism for what in proper English is a "bum bag" — a pouch or other device worn around the waist by butt sluts to hold safer-sex supplies, sex toys and other paraphernalia for kinky buttsecks. The wearer is typically clad in skintight stretch clothing to showcase their assets, leaving nowhere else to store their anal lube, condoms, butt plugs, douche or enema bulbs and other supplies needed to prepare their butts for anal sex. While jogging (running around) or cycling (peddling their arses all over town) to find a mate, the savvy buttslut comes prepared by wearing this pack (usually directly over or above the trampstamp) with everything needed to savour the fruits of Sodom.
So why, then, would a bum bag be a "fanny pack"? Most likely, a few trollops are looking for a Devil's threesome which involves double penetration — one penis in the bum, another penis in the fanny at the same time. That would require extra rubbers, extra lube and presumably redundant birth control — all of which needs to be packed away in that little pouch.
by bitchuck August 31, 2024
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fanny pack guy

A guy who wears a fanny pack, that's it.
bender bending rodriguez: what a fine day
fanny pack guy: hello
bender bending rodriguez: what the fuck is that fanny pack guy
by cyb lib January 27, 2024
mugGet the fanny pack guymug.

Fanny pack

1. A bag that goes around your waist if you still think you're in the 90's
2. In British slang, a bunch of vaginas
1. Why is that dude wearing a fanny pack
2. JESUS WHY HAVE YOU BROUGHT A FANNY PACK HOME WITH YOU!?!!?
by Lemon_melon_24 July 18, 2017
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Fanny Pack

She was excited for the twelve guys to give her a fanny pack.
by yttiwgnihtemos January 19, 2021
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Fanny Pack

A Fanny Pack would be funnier than this guy!
by Souldriver5440 April 5, 2020
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