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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really really hard
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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ballooning

when you jerk off, and another person gives you a blowjob whilst inhaling and exhaling, making your mouth seem as a balloon. Whenever your hand gets to the persons face it hits them really hard.
by notbamb May 29, 2024
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Putty Ballooning

When a man blows air into a woman's vagina then presses on her uterus forcing the woman to queef.
Chris: Was it good for you?
Chris' Girl: Yeah... until you started putty ballooning me.
*Chris leaves with a black eye but a smile on his face*
by 4Justice4eva February 6, 2012
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Water Ballooning

Is when a man with an uncurcumcised penis pulls his foreskin to the top of his penis to shape a little area to store urine and or semen, usually filling the area up with urine, until it eventually bursts like a water balloon
Man 1: Yea man I tried that water ballooning thing you told me about and got piss all over my sink
Man 2: wow dude you actually tried water ballooning?
by NotPyro October 27, 2016
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quarter ballooning

After exacting a quarter roll (either glueing or rubber banding your foreskin as to not allow fluid to pass) , you piss or ejaculate into your closed off foreskin to create a balloon-like feature
I'm going to be quarter ballooning when I pound Sara in with my quarter roll
by Savag3 af January 26, 2018
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Weather Ballooning

Women in relationships floating a lot of hot air in search of stormy weather in their relationships. Often accusing their significant other of “Gaslighting” so as to manipulate situations to their end.
My girlfriend is always Weather Ballooning our relationship by fabricating issues to try and manipulate me to do what she wants.
by Jussthefax May 19, 2021
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baja ballooning

The act of supergluing your asshole shut and then eating a meal from Taco Bell.
Gonna take my date baja ballooning tonight. #BetterThanSex #Inflation
by Kwagwag August 13, 2023
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